𝖱𝖤𝖩𝖮𝖨𝖢𝖤! 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖨, 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖦𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳 𝖯𝖠𝖯𝖸𝖱𝖴𝖲, 𝖧𝖠𝖵𝖤 𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖦𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖢𝖤
𝖨𝖭 𝖮𝖱𝖣𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖮 𝖡𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖸𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖨𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖫𝖣 𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖬𝖸 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖭𝖨𝖢 𝖫𝖮𝖵𝖤!
𝖸𝖤𝖲, 𝖸𝖤𝖲! 𝖨 𝖪𝖭𝖮𝖶! 𝖣𝖮𝖭’𝖳 𝖡𝖤 𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖶𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖬𝖤𝖣! 𝖬𝖸 𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖭𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖳𝖱𝖴𝖫𝖸 𝖲𝖯𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖠𝖢𝖴𝖫𝖠𝖱!
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𝖱𝖤𝖩𝖮𝖨𝖢𝖤! 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖨, 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖦𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳 𝖯𝖠𝖯𝖸𝖱𝖴𝖲, 𝖧𝖠𝖵𝖤 𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖦𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖢𝖤
𝖨𝖭 𝖮𝖱𝖣𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖮 𝖡𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖸𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖨𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖫𝖣 𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖬𝖸 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖭𝖨𝖢 𝖫𝖮𝖵𝖤!
𝖸𝖤𝖲, 𝖸𝖤𝖲! 𝖨 𝖪𝖭𝖮𝖶! 𝖣𝖮𝖭’𝖳 𝖡𝖤 𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖶𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖬𝖤𝖣! 𝖬𝖸 𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖭𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖳𝖱𝖴𝖫𝖸 𝖲𝖯𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖠𝖢𝖴𝖫𝖠𝖱!
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THIS DISH IS FOR EVERY FINE PASTA APPRECIATOR TO ENJOY!
THIS DISH IS FOR EVERY FINE PASTA APPRECIATOR TO ENJOY!
sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.
sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.
[The noodles begin to bend, becoming softer as the heat liquifies its molecular bonds. The noodles melted into the rancid tomato jelly and become a solid mass of jiggling plant matter.]
NOW IT IS COMPLETE! MY MASTERPIECE!
[The noodles begin to bend, becoming softer as the heat liquifies its molecular bonds. The noodles melted into the rancid tomato jelly and become a solid mass of jiggling plant matter.]
NOW IT IS COMPLETE! MY MASTERPIECE!
If you’re a human that is. If you’re a non-human, he’ll have a nice conversation with you and let you pass.
If you’re a human that is. If you’re a non-human, he’ll have a nice conversation with you and let you pass.
THIS IS A FAMILY RECIPE!
THIS IS A FAMILY RECIPE!
ALLOW ME TO PROVIDE MY CREDENTIALS BY DOING WHAT I DO BEST!
[He begins cooking. Somehow, the tomatoes have caught fire despite not touching the pan yet.]
ALLOW ME TO PROVIDE MY CREDENTIALS BY DOING WHAT I DO BEST!
[He begins cooking. Somehow, the tomatoes have caught fire despite not touching the pan yet.]
MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS.
THE MAN WHO MAKES DELICIOUS MEALS FOR HIS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE!
MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS.
THE MAN WHO MAKES DELICIOUS MEALS FOR HIS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE!
BOTH THE PUN AND YOUR CONDITION.
QUICKLY! GO FIND IT! WE HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR WHEN SOMEONE ARRIVES AT THIS PUZZLE!
I WON’T HAVE PEOPLE SAYING THAT WE’RE BUTTLESS WHEN IT COUNTS!
i don’t got a butt.
( … )
i think it flaked on me.
SANS!!!
YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!
BOTH THE PUN AND YOUR CONDITION.
QUICKLY! GO FIND IT! WE HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR WHEN SOMEONE ARRIVES AT THIS PUZZLE!
I WON’T HAVE PEOPLE SAYING THAT WE’RE BUTTLESS WHEN IT COUNTS!
SANS, FETCH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
SANS, FETCH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
SANS!!!
YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!
SANS!!!
YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!
WHO’S THAT?
WHO’S THAT?
I’M GOING TO ENJOY THESE PUN-FREE MOMENTS WHILE I STILL CAN.
I’M GOING TO ENJOY THESE PUN-FREE MOMENTS WHILE I STILL CAN.
SEVERAL UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS HAVE NOW BEEN EVADED!
SEVERAL UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS HAVE NOW BEEN EVADED!