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𝖠 𝖲𝖴𝖯𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖬𝖠𝖲𝖧 𝖡𝖱𝖮𝖲. 𝟨𝟦 𝖲𝖫!

MORE INFO BELOW!

February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM

𝖱𝖤𝖩𝖮𝖨𝖢𝖤! 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖨, 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖦𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳 𝖯𝖠𝖯𝖸𝖱𝖴𝖲, 𝖧𝖠𝖵𝖤 𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖦𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖢𝖤

𝖨𝖭 𝖮𝖱𝖣𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖮 𝖡𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖸𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖨𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖫𝖣 𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖬𝖸 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖭𝖨𝖢 𝖫𝖮𝖵𝖤!

𝖸𝖤𝖲, 𝖸𝖤𝖲! 𝖨 𝖪𝖭𝖮𝖶! 𝖣𝖮𝖭’𝖳 𝖡𝖤 𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖶𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖬𝖤𝖣! 𝖬𝖸 𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖭𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖳𝖱𝖴𝖫𝖸 𝖲𝖯𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖠𝖢𝖴𝖫𝖠𝖱!
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
DIG IN, YOUR HIGHNESS!

THIS DISH IS FOR EVERY FINE PASTA APPRECIATOR TO ENJOY!
January 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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not spaghetti?

sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.
January 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
JUST A MOMENT, YOUR MAJESTY! IT’S ALMOST FINISHED!

[The noodles begin to bend, becoming softer as the heat liquifies its molecular bonds. The noodles melted into the rancid tomato jelly and become a solid mass of jiggling plant matter.]

NOW IT IS COMPLETE! MY MASTERPIECE!
January 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
❤️ this for a puzzle made just for you by the Great Papyrus himself!

If you’re a human that is. If you’re a non-human, he’ll have a nice conversation with you and let you pass.
January 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[He begins to insert uncooked spaghetti noodles into the sauce. It looks like a melting porcupine thanks to the stiff noodles poking out at all angles.]
January 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[He begins massaging the flaming tomatoes into a paste. A blackened paste that congeals like gelatin.]

THIS IS A FAMILY RECIPE!
January 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I GO BY MANY TITLES, YOUR LORDSHIP!

ALLOW ME TO PROVIDE MY CREDENTIALS BY DOING WHAT I DO BEST!

[He begins cooking. Somehow, the tomatoes have caught fire despite not touching the pan yet.]
January 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
SO YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME?

MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS.

THE MAN WHO MAKES DELICIOUS MEALS FOR HIS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE!
January 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
THAT’S HORRIBLE.

BOTH THE PUN AND YOUR CONDITION.

QUICKLY! GO FIND IT! WE HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR WHEN SOMEONE ARRIVES AT THIS PUZZLE!

I WON’T HAVE PEOPLE SAYING THAT WE’RE BUTTLESS WHEN IT COUNTS!
sorry, bro.

i don’t got a butt.

( … )

i think it flaked on me.
UGH.

SANS!!!

YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!
January 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!

SANS, FETCH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
January 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
UGH.

SANS!!!

YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!
( scratching his ass. )
January 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
January 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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i'll make a better one later.
#utrp | #mvrp
January 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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ME TOO!

WHO’S THAT?
January 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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❝ 𝗔𝘀 𝗮 𝐌𝐀𝐍… 𝗜’𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻! ❞

#LIVEALIVERP | #LALRP | #MVRP
January 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
SANS SAID HE’S MAKING AN ACCOUNT TONIGHT.

I’M GOING TO ENJOY THESE PUN-FREE MOMENTS WHILE I STILL CAN.
January 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I JUST LEARNED THAT MILK CAME FROM MAGIC ELECTRICTY MADE BY THE CORE.

SEVERAL UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS HAVE NOW BEEN EVADED!
January 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM