Greg Cooke
@cookieinto.bsky.social
I want safe street design, I want to write well, I want the Blue Jays to get it together, I want UBI, I want to see a probe fly the skies of Titan, and I want you to call my raise, because I just made a full house. He/him.
Ooo, I’ll take peameal bacon any day, if it means the Yanks keep their “American cheese” on their side of the border.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ooo, I’ll take peameal bacon any day, if it means the Yanks keep their “American cheese” on their side of the border.
We’re not mad.
We’re disappointed with you, young lady.
We’re disappointed with you, young lady.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We’re not mad.
We’re disappointed with you, young lady.
We’re disappointed with you, young lady.
Are those muscles or boils?
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Are those muscles or boils?
Counterpoint: they were fired because they tried to de-escalate a volatile situation. The current administration wants those situations to be escalated.
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Counterpoint: they were fired because they tried to de-escalate a volatile situation. The current administration wants those situations to be escalated.
“What’s that thing on your nose?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“What’s that thing on your nose?”
Rob Davis (probably?).
But Bradford would be happy to cosplay as Sliwa for an afternoon if he thought he’d get a sandwich and 3 extra votes.
But Bradford would be happy to cosplay as Sliwa for an afternoon if he thought he’d get a sandwich and 3 extra votes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Rob Davis (probably?).
But Bradford would be happy to cosplay as Sliwa for an afternoon if he thought he’d get a sandwich and 3 extra votes.
But Bradford would be happy to cosplay as Sliwa for an afternoon if he thought he’d get a sandwich and 3 extra votes.
Not worried at all.
Seattle won the first two games of the ALCS, and we took the series in seven. The Dodgers only won one of the first two, so we’re going to win it all in three and a half games. That’s just math.
Seattle won the first two games of the ALCS, and we took the series in seven. The Dodgers only won one of the first two, so we’re going to win it all in three and a half games. That’s just math.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Not worried at all.
Seattle won the first two games of the ALCS, and we took the series in seven. The Dodgers only won one of the first two, so we’re going to win it all in three and a half games. That’s just math.
Seattle won the first two games of the ALCS, and we took the series in seven. The Dodgers only won one of the first two, so we’re going to win it all in three and a half games. That’s just math.
No. Just no.
Ignoring the problems with the analysis: Carney and Ford aren’t playing good cop/bad cop - they’re rivals, with Ford eyeing Carney’s job, running the ads for domestic consumption.
Your facts are wrong. Rob Ford wasn’t involved in the hash dealing. That was Doug and the third brother.
Ignoring the problems with the analysis: Carney and Ford aren’t playing good cop/bad cop - they’re rivals, with Ford eyeing Carney’s job, running the ads for domestic consumption.
Your facts are wrong. Rob Ford wasn’t involved in the hash dealing. That was Doug and the third brother.
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No. Just no.
Ignoring the problems with the analysis: Carney and Ford aren’t playing good cop/bad cop - they’re rivals, with Ford eyeing Carney’s job, running the ads for domestic consumption.
Your facts are wrong. Rob Ford wasn’t involved in the hash dealing. That was Doug and the third brother.
Ignoring the problems with the analysis: Carney and Ford aren’t playing good cop/bad cop - they’re rivals, with Ford eyeing Carney’s job, running the ads for domestic consumption.
Your facts are wrong. Rob Ford wasn’t involved in the hash dealing. That was Doug and the third brother.
Yesavage hasn’t showered in five days. He’s filthy.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yesavage hasn’t showered in five days. He’s filthy.
It’s probably getting a bit more attention than some of the other pieces of the puzzle, but boy is it fun to watch.
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s probably getting a bit more attention than some of the other pieces of the puzzle, but boy is it fun to watch.
They put the ball in play?
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They put the ball in play?
Wide shot of the protagonist standing on a rural highway that stretches away to a vanishing point. It’s strewn with bodies.
“So I missed a million miles of fun”
“So I missed a million miles of fun”
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wide shot of the protagonist standing on a rural highway that stretches away to a vanishing point. It’s strewn with bodies.
“So I missed a million miles of fun”
“So I missed a million miles of fun”
I’m unfamiliar. Is she an Yvan Baker - a Liberal anti-cycling type, pandering to drivers under the cover of words like “reasonable” and “balanced”?
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m unfamiliar. Is she an Yvan Baker - a Liberal anti-cycling type, pandering to drivers under the cover of words like “reasonable” and “balanced”?
I’ve already told my family and friends that if I get killed in a collision, they have my permission, encouragement… nay, expectation! to parade my broken carcass through the streets to Queen’s Park.
(Note: my wife will not do this)
(Note: my wife will not do this)
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ve already told my family and friends that if I get killed in a collision, they have my permission, encouragement… nay, expectation! to parade my broken carcass through the streets to Queen’s Park.
(Note: my wife will not do this)
(Note: my wife will not do this)
Call me ghoulish, but I think somebody ought to follow him around to every event and press conference, carrying big smiling pictures of Ontarians who have died on our roads.
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Call me ghoulish, but I think somebody ought to follow him around to every event and press conference, carrying big smiling pictures of Ontarians who have died on our roads.
Every Ford policy is about manufacturing a friend/enemy binary. Speeders are his friends, and everyone else is the enemy. All decisions flow from that.
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every Ford policy is about manufacturing a friend/enemy binary. Speeders are his friends, and everyone else is the enemy. All decisions flow from that.
So there’ll be the speed limit on the sign, and then there’ll be the “real” speed limit.
September 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So there’ll be the speed limit on the sign, and then there’ll be the “real” speed limit.
Yesavage is really so aw, shucks adorable.
September 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yesavage is really so aw, shucks adorable.
As a Canadian, can I just say, Maine, get your act together.
September 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As a Canadian, can I just say, Maine, get your act together.
That’s another distinction between Pritzker and Newsom. Pritzker is “the line must be drawn HERE!” While Newsom would invite Weyoun to his subspace podcast.
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s another distinction between Pritzker and Newsom. Pritzker is “the line must be drawn HERE!” While Newsom would invite Weyoun to his subspace podcast.
Yikes. That’s giving Exorcist stairs vibes.
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yikes. That’s giving Exorcist stairs vibes.