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@cookiehanson.bsky.social
Mom to one human and 3 dogs. YOLO so let’s block out the nonsense.
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California's Highway Patrol’s investigation into a November Cybertruck crash in Piedmont where three college kids died is finding two very Tesla problems: the vehicle immediately caught fire, and its doors would not open.
Testimony Reveals Doors Would Not Open on Cybertruck That Caught Fire in Piedmont, Killing Three
The Highway Patrol’s investigation into a November Cybertruck crash in Piedmont where three college kids died is finding two very Tesla problems: the vehicle immediately caught fire, and its doors wou...
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March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
AGREE. But dems sit on their hands!
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Why are the dems not booing?
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What’s your name mustache?
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
SNL50 is 36 minutes into a 3 hour show and I really needed this laughter!
February 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
TrumpGolfTrack.com
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
FAFO time for MAGA coffee drinkers! 😂
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Democrats sit on their hands when batshit crazy is tweeted or said.

Is anyone going to speak up and be as loud as the Maggots?
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Thanks Daddy Trump…
BREAKING: TRUMP IMPOSES MASSIVE TARIFFS ON COLOMBIA, AMERICAN PRICES TO GO UP.
January 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Trump promised to “rapidly drive prices down” starting on Day 1 to “make America affordable again.”

Egg prices are now skyrocketing.
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Here’s a handy countdown timer that shows how much time is left until Mango Mussolini leaves office.
www.tickcounter.com/countdown/16...
January 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Not a joke
January 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I am so happy that President Trump was able to end the war in Ukraine. Wait…what do you….mean he didn’t….oh never mind.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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There’s nothing I could say about him here, that you don’t already know.

But as this next chapter of our nation begins, I just want you to know something I feel about you:

I am going to hold you responsible.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...
To The People I Know Who Voted for Him,
To the people I know who voted for him,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well only 1439 days left of this dumpster fire. I left Facebook for good this morning when all of a sudden I was automatically following the rapist/racist/conman and his wife who I am confident is the most stupid woman I hope to never meet.
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have stopped watching any news channel. All of these “journalist” cover the orange hitler with so much sensationalism. Instead of outrage they are normalizing his dumpster fire. That has been the problem since he came down the escalator.

Elected Democrats…grow a pair.
SPEAK UP!
November 21, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Meet Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kennedy. AKA Ruthie.
November 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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A sound advice
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Who doesn’t love the Tetons?
November 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM