Nicholas
@contractsandcake.bsky.social
I'm mainly here for #TheArchers.
Didn't George say he would get help, or was that just talk? #TheArchers
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Didn't George say he would get help, or was that just talk? #TheArchers
Hums #TheArchers theme in anticipation.
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Hums #TheArchers theme in anticipation.
Ooooh, the wine is missing. Surely it wasn't Kate. #TheArchers
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ooooh, the wine is missing. Surely it wasn't Kate. #TheArchers
I have a feeling Jolene won't be so forgiving. #TheArchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I have a feeling Jolene won't be so forgiving. #TheArchers
I want a husband who comes home smelling of curly kale. 😂 #TheArchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I want a husband who comes home smelling of curly kale. 😂 #TheArchers
He's going to accept the job offer, isn't he? #TheArchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
He's going to accept the job offer, isn't he? #TheArchers
Is Akram thinking of cash in hand work at Bridge Farm? #TheArchers
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Is Akram thinking of cash in hand work at Bridge Farm? #TheArchers
They all seem to look forward to Burns Night more than I do—and I’m Scottish. #TheArchers
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
They all seem to look forward to Burns Night more than I do—and I’m Scottish. #TheArchers
Question for the long-time #TheArchers fans: why are episodes approx. 13 minutes long? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to listen to long episodes every day, but I still find them annoyingly short.
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Question for the long-time #TheArchers fans: why are episodes approx. 13 minutes long? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to listen to long episodes every day, but I still find them annoyingly short.
I’m not ready to re-join reality, so I’m giving myself another 30 minutes of #TheArchers, where I can speculate my heart out. Whodunnit?
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I’m not ready to re-join reality, so I’m giving myself another 30 minutes of #TheArchers, where I can speculate my heart out. Whodunnit?
It *is* a terrible word (exercise). #TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It *is* a terrible word (exercise). #TheArchers
I’ve only been listening to #TheArchers since New Year’s Day, but it already feels like years. Not in a bad way, obviously.
Just listened to my first-ever episode of #TheArchers and enjoyed it, so I’ve signed up to Bluesky to connect with other listeners.
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I’ve only been listening to #TheArchers since New Year’s Day, but it already feels like years. Not in a bad way, obviously.
It’s been a long, tough week on more than one front. I’m really looking forward to having a cuppa, a slice of lemon drizzle cake, and tuning in to #TheArchers. Exactly what's needed.
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It’s been a long, tough week on more than one front. I’m really looking forward to having a cuppa, a slice of lemon drizzle cake, and tuning in to #TheArchers. Exactly what's needed.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." #TheArchers
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"I've got a bad feeling about this." #TheArchers
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❄️🐻❄️ Finally some positive news from Hungary. As record cold and snow hit Central Europe, polar bear cubs at Nyíregyháza Zoo are seeing real snow for the very first time in their lives. (Video by the zoo.)
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
❄️🐻❄️ Finally some positive news from Hungary. As record cold and snow hit Central Europe, polar bear cubs at Nyíregyháza Zoo are seeing real snow for the very first time in their lives. (Video by the zoo.)
Make mine a large one, Jolene, thanks, my darling. #TheArchers
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Make mine a large one, Jolene, thanks, my darling. #TheArchers
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Happy New Fear!
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Happy New Fear!
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
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Captain it's Wednesday
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Captain it's Wednesday
I’ve not been out in the car for two weeks and now the onboard computer says that two tyres have lost pressure and need pumping up. Would that be because it’s been sitting unused, or could it be a sign I need new tyres? I’ve never experienced this issue in decades of driving.
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I’ve not been out in the car for two weeks and now the onboard computer says that two tyres have lost pressure and need pumping up. Would that be because it’s been sitting unused, or could it be a sign I need new tyres? I’ve never experienced this issue in decades of driving.
Last night Joy said it was Markie, and tonight it’s Ed. Very quick to point the finger at the wrong person. #TheArchers
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Last night Joy said it was Markie, and tonight it’s Ed. Very quick to point the finger at the wrong person. #TheArchers
I love beef stew and dumplings.🤤 #TheArchers
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I love beef stew and dumplings.🤤 #TheArchers
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Fellow Ambridge sleuths, not sure if this can be read clearly, but I’ve tried to do a list of the clues. Please let me know of any errors or omissions.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fellow Ambridge sleuths, not sure if this can be read clearly, but I’ve tried to do a list of the clues. Please let me know of any errors or omissions.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’m already on here catching up on #TheArchers chat. Looks like my being strict isn’t going very well! 🫢🤣
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’m already on here catching up on #TheArchers chat. Looks like my being strict isn’t going very well! 🫢🤣