Uphold the Constitution
@constitutionfirst.bsky.social
Atheist - Veteran - Lung Cancer Survivor - Trump Hater - In no particular order.
As the banner says:
"An Even Better Version May Be Available"
As the banner says:
"An Even Better Version May Be Available"
Probably in boxes, in a Mar a Lago bathroom
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Probably in boxes, in a Mar a Lago bathroom
"Spontaneously applauds?"
Some serious "Dear Leader" crap going on there.
Some serious "Dear Leader" crap going on there.
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Spontaneously applauds?"
Some serious "Dear Leader" crap going on there.
Some serious "Dear Leader" crap going on there.
What I'm hearing: "My National Guard can beat up your National Guard."
Childish taunt that could lead to a Civil War.
Childish taunt that could lead to a Civil War.
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
What I'm hearing: "My National Guard can beat up your National Guard."
Childish taunt that could lead to a Civil War.
Childish taunt that could lead to a Civil War.
And we didn't start the fire....
September 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And we didn't start the fire....
You mean "the original Nazis," right?
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You mean "the original Nazis," right?
Not enough characters....
"Redistricting"
"Voter ID"
"No Guns for Trans"
Alligator Alcatraz Re-Opens
Ukraine Abandoned
Gaza Destroyed
"Redistricting"
"Voter ID"
"No Guns for Trans"
Alligator Alcatraz Re-Opens
Ukraine Abandoned
Gaza Destroyed
September 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not enough characters....
"Redistricting"
"Voter ID"
"No Guns for Trans"
Alligator Alcatraz Re-Opens
Ukraine Abandoned
Gaza Destroyed
"Redistricting"
"Voter ID"
"No Guns for Trans"
Alligator Alcatraz Re-Opens
Ukraine Abandoned
Gaza Destroyed
The reciprocal to "EAT THE RICH" is "FEED THE POOR."
One tenth of one percent of their net worth would feed them all.
Then maybe they could sleep better.
One tenth of one percent of their net worth would feed them all.
Then maybe they could sleep better.
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The reciprocal to "EAT THE RICH" is "FEED THE POOR."
One tenth of one percent of their net worth would feed them all.
Then maybe they could sleep better.
One tenth of one percent of their net worth would feed them all.
Then maybe they could sleep better.
In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House.
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House.
But when? KKKaroline Leavitt's birthday is on Sunday. So that's my guess.
(She can pass out slices of cake to the Press while briefing them on the invasion. Pure WH class)
(She can pass out slices of cake to the Press while briefing them on the invasion. Pure WH class)
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
But when? KKKaroline Leavitt's birthday is on Sunday. So that's my guess.
(She can pass out slices of cake to the Press while briefing them on the invasion. Pure WH class)
(She can pass out slices of cake to the Press while briefing them on the invasion. Pure WH class)
(At the White House doors tomorrow)
"Knock Knock!"
.....
"Donald, are you home?"
.....
"It's Vlod, Ursula, Sir Keir, and the rest of us. Please let us in!"
....
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
"Go away! Nobody home! Gone golfing!"
"Knock Knock!"
.....
"Donald, are you home?"
.....
"It's Vlod, Ursula, Sir Keir, and the rest of us. Please let us in!"
....
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
"Go away! Nobody home! Gone golfing!"
August 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
(At the White House doors tomorrow)
"Knock Knock!"
.....
"Donald, are you home?"
.....
"It's Vlod, Ursula, Sir Keir, and the rest of us. Please let us in!"
....
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
"Go away! Nobody home! Gone golfing!"
"Knock Knock!"
.....
"Donald, are you home?"
.....
"It's Vlod, Ursula, Sir Keir, and the rest of us. Please let us in!"
....
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
"Go away! Nobody home! Gone golfing!"
And not all criminals are poor
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And not all criminals are poor