Uphold the Constitution
@constitutionfirst.bsky.social
Atheist - Veteran - Lung Cancer Survivor - Trump Hater - In no particular order.
As the banner says:
"An Even Better Version May Be Available"
As the banner says:
"An Even Better Version May Be Available"
Got this text, not impressed
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got this text, not impressed
A moment of levity
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A moment of levity
In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House.
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House.
And not all criminals are poor
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And not all criminals are poor
In my youth, having someone "by the short hairs" was like rude. These days, it means they've grabbed my head.
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In my youth, having someone "by the short hairs" was like rude. These days, it means they've grabbed my head.
Can't blame her, she's working in close proximity to a vampire!
July 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Can't blame her, she's working in close proximity to a vampire!
I'm not sure, but I THINK that the last time a country surrendered "unconditionally" to us was right after we dropped nuclear bombs on them.
Frightening post.
Frightening post.
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm not sure, but I THINK that the last time a country surrendered "unconditionally" to us was right after we dropped nuclear bombs on them.
Frightening post.
Frightening post.
"A few things" from Ikea.
(Note the XXL Allen wrench in front)
(Note the XXL Allen wrench in front)
May 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"A few things" from Ikea.
(Note the XXL Allen wrench in front)
(Note the XXL Allen wrench in front)
Spring has sprung....
... a leak, and let winter back in!
... a leak, and let winter back in!
April 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Spring has sprung....
... a leak, and let winter back in!
... a leak, and let winter back in!
I suspect that once these foreign investors "re-shore" industries to the USA, Trump will "Tiktok" them by forcing them to sell companies to Americans. His "good friend Olly Gark," for example.
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I suspect that once these foreign investors "re-shore" industries to the USA, Trump will "Tiktok" them by forcing them to sell companies to Americans. His "good friend Olly Gark," for example.
ICE at your front door? Do what I do and take a shovel to it!
(jk, don't get violent)
(jk, don't get violent)
February 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ICE at your front door? Do what I do and take a shovel to it!
(jk, don't get violent)
(jk, don't get violent)
What's Trump gonna say to this NTSB team when they refute his DEI "opinion."
January 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What's Trump gonna say to this NTSB team when they refute his DEI "opinion."
If we stop having multi-billionaires, there'll be more humanity in the world.
January 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If we stop having multi-billionaires, there'll be more humanity in the world.
"On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻
SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
"On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻
SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻
Say you were the nerd picked on at school without saying you were the nerd picked on at school.
Also that you were president of the chess club.
(Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd)
Also that you were president of the chess club.
(Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd)
December 27, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Say you were the nerd picked on at school without saying you were the nerd picked on at school.
Also that you were president of the chess club.
(Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd)
Also that you were president of the chess club.
(Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd)
Just pulled my seasonal pullover out today!
December 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Just pulled my seasonal pullover out today!
So one of the most-told lies will now always be true in the UK:
"The Czech is in the Mail."
"The Czech is in the Mail."
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
So one of the most-told lies will now always be true in the UK:
"The Czech is in the Mail."
"The Czech is in the Mail."
Also not resigning....
December 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Also not resigning....