Mixing tiefling virtue names and puritan virtue names to create Professor Pursuit-of-Knowledge-for-its-Own-Sake Ohara, who is currently using my party as guinea pigs for her teleportation circle experiments.

Going to my parents' house for Easter dinner, which means it is once again time for me to have to resist the urge to respond to "He is risen" with "Fuck yeah, dude, he sure is"

Wearing a UPS hoodie to #Ichibancon because people at these things like shipping, right?

You know what would be cool? Wooden building blocks shaped like D&D dice. I want to indoctrinate my future kids into dice goblin-hood from an early age.

For the record, I am not "faking it until I make it". I am leveling up my skills like in an RPG.

The God of Arepo / a #comic about a farmer who befriends a nothing god (1/13) #art

"It's not my cup of tea" is one of my favorite phrases. It conveys dislike without anyone being able to accuse you of being judgemental, AND it involves tea. What's not to love?