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O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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tamarutac0.bsky.social
fodasse se o Elon Musk tá grávido de 1 cavalo
youranoncentral.bsky.social Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Nov 13
Maybe this is where all the "missing" votes went.
Man, pregnant belly, Elon Musk
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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zulian.link
configurações
October 13, 2024 at 2:01 PM
considerphlebas.bsky.social
Tem uns aí que postam foto de criança em outubro e tu não sabe se é pro dia das criança ou pro Halloween de tão feio
October 3, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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fernodo.com
FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out

VORTEMO = Voluntary Rejecting Temporary Modernities
September 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
considerphlebas.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #224,535!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #224,535, T ‪@considerphlebas.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 3, 2023"
September 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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madeinbajor.bsky.social
Eu tô rindo igual um boitatá
September 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Lucy pulls away the football. Charlie Brown trips and goes "AAUGH!" He starts risingg into the atmosphere, much to Lucy's surprise. He says "ha ha yes, it is finally happening..." Charlie goes up further and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He goes further until he is a mere speck in the sky. He shouts "This is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!!"
September 24, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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tamarutac0.bsky.social
"não porque se o cu se comporta como uma gaiola de Faraday"

NÃO HÁ LUGAR COMO O LAR
neil.so Neil @neil.so · Sep 19
As pessoas costumam falar que "o cu não passa nem wi-fi", mas acho que elas não estão muito exigentes.

O comprimento da onda 2,4 GHz é de 12,5 cm. O de 5 GHz, 6 cm.

Se o cu se comporta como uma gaiola de Faraday, tem que ter um puta cuzão pra passar Wi-Fi.
September 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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coutoartdump.bsky.social
Chegou a hora de superarmos The Office e aceitar que o país chegou a níveis de It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
September 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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eddietrm.inimigosdodetran.org
September 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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hagane.bsky.social
lore de resident evil é tipo

09/10/1987
durante a nossa pesquisa para a cura do câncer nós tivemos que trocar as mãos de um gorila por metralhadoras, espero que de tudo certo

10/10/1987
o gorila com mãos de metralhadora fugiu
September 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM