Shoutout to Remi, Peacemaker, and Hazbin Hotel!
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Shoutout to Remi, Peacemaker, and Hazbin Hotel!
Wild that Phase 6 is over and the Multiverse Saga with it. Surprised fewer people were at my screening today.
Also surprised the movie mostly contained a narrative around Moon Knight’s daddy issues as he brings a zombie to life? At least we finally got Jacob Elordi in the MCU.
Also surprised the movie mostly contained a narrative around Moon Knight’s daddy issues as he brings a zombie to life? At least we finally got Jacob Elordi in the MCU.
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wild that Phase 6 is over and the Multiverse Saga with it. Surprised fewer people were at my screening today.
Also surprised the movie mostly contained a narrative around Moon Knight’s daddy issues as he brings a zombie to life? At least we finally got Jacob Elordi in the MCU.
Also surprised the movie mostly contained a narrative around Moon Knight’s daddy issues as he brings a zombie to life? At least we finally got Jacob Elordi in the MCU.
Buying the most average and obvious Wal-Mart items: Toilet paper, Kendrick’s DAMN on vinyl, and a blu-ray of The Sound of Music. Derivative, am I right?
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Buying the most average and obvious Wal-Mart items: Toilet paper, Kendrick’s DAMN on vinyl, and a blu-ray of The Sound of Music. Derivative, am I right?
Okay Ghosts is on and we have a sitcom called DMV that I’m watching for some reason. So fall TV has OFFICIALLY commenced.
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay Ghosts is on and we have a sitcom called DMV that I’m watching for some reason. So fall TV has OFFICIALLY commenced.
Y’all better move quick, Tesla Mezcal is finally affordable for the masses!
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Y’all better move quick, Tesla Mezcal is finally affordable for the masses!
1. Legends of Tomorrow S6 E9: This is Gus
Behrad time travels to his fav stoner sitcom being filmed as a birthday treat. But when an alien crashes the set and changes the show, he begins to change as well.
It’s about how the media we love forms us, plus it has an adorable puppet! Silly bliss.
Behrad time travels to his fav stoner sitcom being filmed as a birthday treat. But when an alien crashes the set and changes the show, he begins to change as well.
It’s about how the media we love forms us, plus it has an adorable puppet! Silly bliss.
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
1. Legends of Tomorrow S6 E9: This is Gus
Behrad time travels to his fav stoner sitcom being filmed as a birthday treat. But when an alien crashes the set and changes the show, he begins to change as well.
It’s about how the media we love forms us, plus it has an adorable puppet! Silly bliss.
Behrad time travels to his fav stoner sitcom being filmed as a birthday treat. But when an alien crashes the set and changes the show, he begins to change as well.
It’s about how the media we love forms us, plus it has an adorable puppet! Silly bliss.
2. Community S2 E10: Mixology Certification
Lots of good Community options, but Troy’s 21st is the most impactful to me. Troy is so eager to grow up, and has to learn that age doesn’t always come with maturity. Seeing the people you look up to in a bad light can be hard, but it makes Troy better.
Lots of good Community options, but Troy’s 21st is the most impactful to me. Troy is so eager to grow up, and has to learn that age doesn’t always come with maturity. Seeing the people you look up to in a bad light can be hard, but it makes Troy better.
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
2. Community S2 E10: Mixology Certification
Lots of good Community options, but Troy’s 21st is the most impactful to me. Troy is so eager to grow up, and has to learn that age doesn’t always come with maturity. Seeing the people you look up to in a bad light can be hard, but it makes Troy better.
Lots of good Community options, but Troy’s 21st is the most impactful to me. Troy is so eager to grow up, and has to learn that age doesn’t always come with maturity. Seeing the people you look up to in a bad light can be hard, but it makes Troy better.
3. It’s Always Sunny S6 E10: Charlie Kelley: King of the Rats
Is any birthday complete without bashing hundreds of rats with your rat stick?
Is any birthday complete without bashing hundreds of rats with your rat stick?
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
3. It’s Always Sunny S6 E10: Charlie Kelley: King of the Rats
Is any birthday complete without bashing hundreds of rats with your rat stick?
Is any birthday complete without bashing hundreds of rats with your rat stick?
4. How I Met Your Mother S5 E18: Say Cheese
Lily is a birthday brat, Ted can’t help but bring a new date to every party, and Barney can’t take a bad photo. Lots of good bits, plus their original song “Happy Happy Lily Day” has been parodied by me a million times so it’s worth a mention.
Lily is a birthday brat, Ted can’t help but bring a new date to every party, and Barney can’t take a bad photo. Lots of good bits, plus their original song “Happy Happy Lily Day” has been parodied by me a million times so it’s worth a mention.
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
4. How I Met Your Mother S5 E18: Say Cheese
Lily is a birthday brat, Ted can’t help but bring a new date to every party, and Barney can’t take a bad photo. Lots of good bits, plus their original song “Happy Happy Lily Day” has been parodied by me a million times so it’s worth a mention.
Lily is a birthday brat, Ted can’t help but bring a new date to every party, and Barney can’t take a bad photo. Lots of good bits, plus their original song “Happy Happy Lily Day” has been parodied by me a million times so it’s worth a mention.
5. The Office S5 E16/17: Lecture Circuit
Jim and Dwight throw Kelly the saddest birthday party possible, with an iconic banner. Michael’s A-story is also really solid! There are lots of birthday storylines on The Office, but this one make me chuckle the most.
Jim and Dwight throw Kelly the saddest birthday party possible, with an iconic banner. Michael’s A-story is also really solid! There are lots of birthday storylines on The Office, but this one make me chuckle the most.
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
5. The Office S5 E16/17: Lecture Circuit
Jim and Dwight throw Kelly the saddest birthday party possible, with an iconic banner. Michael’s A-story is also really solid! There are lots of birthday storylines on The Office, but this one make me chuckle the most.
Jim and Dwight throw Kelly the saddest birthday party possible, with an iconic banner. Michael’s A-story is also really solid! There are lots of birthday storylines on The Office, but this one make me chuckle the most.
Fall TV is backkkk :)
Gimme Abbott and Ghosts and things will feel complete
Gimme Abbott and Ghosts and things will feel complete
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fall TV is backkkk :)
Gimme Abbott and Ghosts and things will feel complete
Gimme Abbott and Ghosts and things will feel complete
Some normies drink coffee, I just pop one of these every morning and I’m wide awake
August 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Some normies drink coffee, I just pop one of these every morning and I’m wide awake
… aaaand here’s the bottom 19:
June 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
… aaaand here’s the bottom 19:
Working on an Every Action Movie Ranked list. Feels like I have to put more rules on this than most, bc so many genre movies are also action movies. Can feel arbitrary to determine if something is more of an action movie than a sci-fi movie, more action than comedy, etc.
Anywho here’s the top 20:
Anywho here’s the top 20:
June 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Working on an Every Action Movie Ranked list. Feels like I have to put more rules on this than most, bc so many genre movies are also action movies. Can feel arbitrary to determine if something is more of an action movie than a sci-fi movie, more action than comedy, etc.
Anywho here’s the top 20:
Anywho here’s the top 20:
Shit I’m under the wire again
May 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shit I’m under the wire again
Oops slipped and fell and wrote 10 paragraphs about Thunderbolts*
May 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oops slipped and fell and wrote 10 paragraphs about Thunderbolts*
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Sometimes you’ve gotta do inventory while wearing Shrek ears to feel more alive
March 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sometimes you’ve gotta do inventory while wearing Shrek ears to feel more alive
Why just pick from what the Academy nominated when you can make your own?
THE 2025 CONOR AWARDS GO TO…
THE 2025 CONOR AWARDS GO TO…
March 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why just pick from what the Academy nominated when you can make your own?
THE 2025 CONOR AWARDS GO TO…
THE 2025 CONOR AWARDS GO TO…
Alright alright movie stat dump: Year of Musicals edition
(The actors you don’t recognize are the hands and voices behind the Muppets! Sorry Hailey)
(The actors you don’t recognize are the hands and voices behind the Muppets! Sorry Hailey)
January 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Alright alright movie stat dump: Year of Musicals edition
(The actors you don’t recognize are the hands and voices behind the Muppets! Sorry Hailey)
(The actors you don’t recognize are the hands and voices behind the Muppets! Sorry Hailey)
