Conor
@conorhale.bsky.social
Scouser living in London. Socialist, House Music fan, often found at stand up comedy in a quirky T-shirt drinking an Aperol Spritz.
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My classical American sociopathic douche
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My classical American sociopathic douche
In an attempt to be easily identifiable in the crowd at Glastonbury, I’ve went and got extremely silly hair. Can’t wait to explain this one in work tomorrow
June 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In an attempt to be easily identifiable in the crowd at Glastonbury, I’ve went and got extremely silly hair. Can’t wait to explain this one in work tomorrow
Guarantee all the people celebrating this have never set foot in Notting Hill Carnival and just using it to spread their bigotry towards minorities.
This Carnival is a celebration and brings so much joy to the city. Carnival is a part of London culture and needs to be saved
This Carnival is a celebration and brings so much joy to the city. Carnival is a part of London culture and needs to be saved
June 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Guarantee all the people celebrating this have never set foot in Notting Hill Carnival and just using it to spread their bigotry towards minorities.
This Carnival is a celebration and brings so much joy to the city. Carnival is a part of London culture and needs to be saved
This Carnival is a celebration and brings so much joy to the city. Carnival is a part of London culture and needs to be saved
It’s honestly astonishing how much you need to work out to even be in remotely decent shape as an adult. Why didn’t they warn us sooner?
June 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s honestly astonishing how much you need to work out to even be in remotely decent shape as an adult. Why didn’t they warn us sooner?
How long until Trump takes credit for the Conclave electing an American Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How long until Trump takes credit for the Conclave electing an American Pope?
As the Catholics are about the have their hotly anticipated popularity contest for one of them to wear slightly nicer dresses and bigger hats, my hopes are for John Noonan, the current Bishop of The Moon, to take it home for optimal silliness and camp! #Pope #Conclave #Vatican
April 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Downloaded Bumble and within the first 5 minutes I’ve seen two ex’s and accidentally liked one of them. So currently in an anxiety pit and not optimistic for my reintroducing to dating.
April 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Downloaded Bumble and within the first 5 minutes I’ve seen two ex’s and accidentally liked one of them. So currently in an anxiety pit and not optimistic for my reintroducing to dating.
Lorde is back in time for Easter?! Just like it was prophesied 🙌🏻
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lorde is back in time for Easter?! Just like it was prophesied 🙌🏻
I know it’s a little harsh to say but… I’m extremely happy Danielle broke up with her fella and it lead to this gem! 🙌🏻 The Haim Sisters are back and the sun is shining baby ☀️ #haim #relationships youtu.be/dOI_QTmK8Ks?...
HAIM - Relationships (Official Video)
YouTube video by HAIM
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March 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know it’s a little harsh to say but… I’m extremely happy Danielle broke up with her fella and it lead to this gem! 🙌🏻 The Haim Sisters are back and the sun is shining baby ☀️ #haim #relationships youtu.be/dOI_QTmK8Ks?...
Thought I was doing better today but then I find myself crying to Ivy by Frank Ocean and I believe this would hint that I’m still quite emotional.
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thought I was doing better today but then I find myself crying to Ivy by Frank Ocean and I believe this would hint that I’m still quite emotional.
Tried singing MMMBop by Hanson and kept singing Unpretty by TLC and I’m like am I the first person to discover how crazy similar the verses are? Who’s suing who?
February 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tried singing MMMBop by Hanson and kept singing Unpretty by TLC and I’m like am I the first person to discover how crazy similar the verses are? Who’s suing who?
“I wish for new Rihanna music”
*the monkey paw lowers one finger”
*the monkey paw lowers one finger”
Rihanna will make her first music comeback in 3 years for the upcoming ‘Smurfs’ movie soundtrack
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“I wish for new Rihanna music”
*the monkey paw lowers one finger”
*the monkey paw lowers one finger”
I would find it absolutely soul destroying to know I sell the leading technology in electric cars and people are deciding to not buy them based on my god awful personality. My ego would never recover.
Tesla #swasticars sales are plummeting in 🇪🇺 Europe
🇬🇧 -18.2%
🇫🇷 -63.4%
🇳🇱 -42.5%
🇳🇴 -40.2%
🇪🇸 -75.4%
🇸🇪 -46.0%
🇩🇰 -40.9%
🇵🇹 -31.0%
🇩🇪 -59.5%
Bonus:
🇦🇺 -75%
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
🇬🇧 -18.2%
🇫🇷 -63.4%
🇳🇱 -42.5%
🇳🇴 -40.2%
🇪🇸 -75.4%
🇸🇪 -46.0%
🇩🇰 -40.9%
🇵🇹 -31.0%
🇩🇪 -59.5%
Bonus:
🇦🇺 -75%
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
Tesla sales dropped 60% in Germany
Tesla’s sales have dropped nearly 60% in January in Germany compared to the same period last year. The same thing...
electrek.co
February 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I would find it absolutely soul destroying to know I sell the leading technology in electric cars and people are deciding to not buy them based on my god awful personality. My ego would never recover.
Quitting nicotine cold turkey is a crazy journey. Been two weeks now and I go from thinking it’s extremely easy and I can do this no problem, to a flash craving and would happily drop kick someone if I don’t get a vape within seconds. Successfully not drop kicked anyone yet though.
November 27, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Quitting nicotine cold turkey is a crazy journey. Been two weeks now and I go from thinking it’s extremely easy and I can do this no problem, to a flash craving and would happily drop kick someone if I don’t get a vape within seconds. Successfully not drop kicked anyone yet though.
Holding Space with the lyrics to Intro by The XX since 2009
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Holding Space with the lyrics to Intro by The XX since 2009
I really don’t get the Kendrick Lamar and Father John Misty apparent feud. Their music is not in the slightest way comparable to me, so I’m kinda like so what if they release music at a similar time, do you’re thing. However the scheduling of the last 5 albums is suss and doesn’t seem coincidental🤷🏻♂️
November 23, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I really don’t get the Kendrick Lamar and Father John Misty apparent feud. Their music is not in the slightest way comparable to me, so I’m kinda like so what if they release music at a similar time, do you’re thing. However the scheduling of the last 5 albums is suss and doesn’t seem coincidental🤷🏻♂️
Went to a Guatemalan Bee Sanctuary today and learnt a lot about bees. If anyone would like to speak to me about bees, I am free to talk about bees as I now have a lot of information about bees that I need to share. 🐝
a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Went to a Guatemalan Bee Sanctuary today and learnt a lot about bees. If anyone would like to speak to me about bees, I am free to talk about bees as I now have a lot of information about bees that I need to share. 🐝
Think I’ve finally recovered, but two days ago I experienced one of the most difficult and rewarding moments of my life. I got within 200m of Fuego’s eruption in Guatemala. 11 hours of non stop hiking and altitude sickness. But cannot even comprehend that I witnessed this irl 🌋
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Think I’ve finally recovered, but two days ago I experienced one of the most difficult and rewarding moments of my life. I got within 200m of Fuego’s eruption in Guatemala. 11 hours of non stop hiking and altitude sickness. But cannot even comprehend that I witnessed this irl 🌋
What the coach sale has highlighted is you can know within the first 10 minutes that you don’t have a chance to get tickets. Absolutely no way to change your position in the queue and know people are ahead. The old system had flaws but atleast gave you a chance. #Glastonbury
November 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
What the coach sale has highlighted is you can know within the first 10 minutes that you don’t have a chance to get tickets. Absolutely no way to change your position in the queue and know people are ahead. The old system had flaws but atleast gave you a chance. #Glastonbury
Less than 3 hours to go before round one lads. #Glastonbury
a woman in a purple dress is holding a microphone with the words may the odds be ever in your favor written below her
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is holding a microphone with the words may the odds be ever in your favor written below her
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Less than 3 hours to go before round one lads. #Glastonbury
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[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 AM
[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
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FYI, what resulted in me coming back here. @guardian.extwitter.link articulates everything wrong with X these days. It’s a cesspit of overstimulated humanoid XL Bullys. And the rebrand to X remains a bloody dumbass move. www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X
We will stop posting from our official editorial accounts on the platform, but X users can still share our articles
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
FYI, what resulted in me coming back here. @guardian.extwitter.link articulates everything wrong with X these days. It’s a cesspit of overstimulated humanoid XL Bullys. And the rebrand to X remains a bloody dumbass move. www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
Not checked this app in a while. But no one on here is stressing about Glastonbury ticket day tomorrow/Sunday so I might hang out here to avoid sensory overload while I calming sit on the ticket page
November 13, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Not checked this app in a while. But no one on here is stressing about Glastonbury ticket day tomorrow/Sunday so I might hang out here to avoid sensory overload while I calming sit on the ticket page