Conor Cawley
@conorcawley.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, dad, #RavensFlock, mispronouncer of "colloquially"
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Conor Cawley
@conorcawley.bsky.social
· Dec 15
The biggest lie in movies is when people get soaking wet, like fall in a pool wet, and then they just walk around like that
We've been telling people for years that 'it's the journey not the destination' and then created technology that just gives you the destination without the journey
June 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We've been telling people for years that 'it's the journey not the destination' and then created technology that just gives you the destination without the journey
the pope doesnt like ketchup on his hot dogs
May 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the pope doesnt like ketchup on his hot dogs
Michael Cera in Juno:
An elegant parrot giving off Adam Ant vibes 😆
Australian Arid Lands Botanic Garden, South Australia.
Australian Arid Lands Botanic Garden, South Australia.
April 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Michael Cera in Juno:
Hey! I'm going to be starting a newsletter, and you should probably sign up for it if you simply cannot get enough of my brain and the stuff inside it!
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Conor Intelligence
Thoughts, insights, and musings from the barely intelligent mind of Conor Cawley
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April 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Being likable af is basically a death sentence in white lotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Being likable af is basically a death sentence in white lotus
Gaitok. Pornchai. This #whitelotus show is freaky.
March 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Gaitok. Pornchai. This #whitelotus show is freaky.
Thinking X is a cool letter is some third grader shit
March 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thinking X is a cool letter is some third grader shit
me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
me in the national security group chat
Mine blown just realized that Mike WHITE created WHITE Lotus
March 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mine blown just realized that Mike WHITE created WHITE Lotus
try to think of a challenge so crazy that mr beast wouldnt do it. seriously try. its impossible.
March 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
try to think of a challenge so crazy that mr beast wouldnt do it. seriously try. its impossible.
Silo is better than all four of those shows
Apple is reportedly losing $1 billion a year on streaming.
(Source: www.theinformation.com/articles/app...)
(Source: www.theinformation.com/articles/app...)
March 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Silo is better than all four of those shows
I wish I remembered any of my journalism teachers' names so I could ask them about this
March 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wish I remembered any of my journalism teachers' names so I could ask them about this
>>>getting car sick before my annual check up because I looked at my phone for 45 minutes in the Uber
March 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
>>>getting car sick before my annual check up because I looked at my phone for 45 minutes in the Uber
Is rocket League like social media in that if you don't play for a while the matchmaking sucks? Serious question
March 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is rocket League like social media in that if you don't play for a while the matchmaking sucks? Serious question
"We need more funds for education!"
Chicago police department:
Chicago police department:
March 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"We need more funds for education!"
Chicago police department:
Chicago police department:
ah that magical season when my skin is still dry from winter but ive also got allergies from spring
March 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ah that magical season when my skin is still dry from winter but ive also got allergies from spring
daylight savings time in the US is 3 weeks before daylight savings time in the UK
why are they doing this to us
why are they doing this to us
March 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
daylight savings time in the US is 3 weeks before daylight savings time in the UK
why are they doing this to us
why are they doing this to us
if the bears finally have a good qb AND a good o line and theyre STILL bad, theyre gonna need to put a net under the sears tower
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
if the bears finally have a good qb AND a good o line and theyre STILL bad, theyre gonna need to put a net under the sears tower
sure i had a great hosting set for dont tell chicago in front of 120 people at a logan square wedding venue this weekend but i also had six strangers keeled over with laughter at my neighbor's kitchen island during her birthday party yesterday and who's to say which was better
March 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
sure i had a great hosting set for dont tell chicago in front of 120 people at a logan square wedding venue this weekend but i also had six strangers keeled over with laughter at my neighbor's kitchen island during her birthday party yesterday and who's to say which was better
you arent a real adult until you understand the value of cleaning before a cleaning service shows up
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
you arent a real adult until you understand the value of cleaning before a cleaning service shows up
Sam Howell right now:
March 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sam Howell right now:
Getting rich and becoming an oligarch is the lamest shit ever
March 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Getting rich and becoming an oligarch is the lamest shit ever
more like In-The-Red Hulk
‘Captain America: Brave New World’ Still Crawling Toward Breaking Even
www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
‘Captain America: Brave New World’ Still Crawling Toward Breaking Even
While Marvel certainly has some big things on deck for the rest of 2025, Captain America: Brave New World continues to be a somewhat underwhelming endeavor.
www.forbes.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
more like In-The-Red Hulk
Hot take HOAs are bad but necessary because Americans think that buying something means they can do whatever they want with it regardless of how it impacts other people
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hot take HOAs are bad but necessary because Americans think that buying something means they can do whatever they want with it regardless of how it impacts other people
For me, they aren't finances they're pretty bad-ances
February 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
For me, they aren't finances they're pretty bad-ances