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Marquis Mark de Sade
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Crazy.
But that's how it goes.
Favourite albums of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Robert de Niro has had seven children, his most recent one at the age of 79!

Man!

It's almost as if Robert de Niro was in Heat!
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
00s/10s pop punk song titles be like:

We got born again!! (but then we went an fuckin died again!!!!) (1:58)
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
These nuns ain't gonna sploit themselves!
October 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sadly, I cannot make it to the social event/obligation because, unwittingly, I trained a dolphin to killed the President of the United States.
September 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You ever listen to your music at work and think "if any of my coworkers heard what I was listening to they'd think I was a fucking lunatic"?
August 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is a picture of me. Just know that when you're mad at me online this is who you're yelling at.
August 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Batter my God, four-chambered heart
July 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Your "vade mecum" sure made-e me cum!
July 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Olive the Garden Wall
July 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fellas, I'm goin Goose mode
July 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me vs the Haters
June 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A great bit from old sitcoms is when the characters would go down to mexico and say their catchphrases in spanish. Just classic good times with my friends in the tv ya know?
June 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A great insult is calling someone "turd burglar" cause not only is the consonance on point I think it's devastating to imply that one's morals and aesthetics are equally shit.
June 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When a girl
has a heart of stone,
there's only one way
to melt it.

Just add Ice.
Just wanted to remind you that the director of the 1991 Vanilla Ice movie “Cool As Ice” went on to direct a film called “Lusty Liaisons 2” while the cinematographer of Cool as Ice, Janusz Kamiński, went on to do the cinematography for Schindler's List and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What if at the end of Rosemary's Baby she gave birth to a boss baby has anyeone done this skeet yet?
May 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Left wing?? Right wing?!? Howsa bout some chicken wings!!!

*holds for applause until the death of entropy*
May 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sometimes the old ways are the best.
May 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What if I got really into the big bopper?
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Exclusive look at the next Pope
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Heathens: Pope Francis stuck around for one more Easter. 🥲

The saved: Pope Francis stuck around for one more WrestleMania. 😭
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*Furiously scribbling this down in my BIG BOOK OF COWBOY LORE notebook*
March 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A Complete Unknown
March 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM