Connor Xander
@connor-xander.bsky.social
Transmasc he/him. Bisexual. Izzy Hands Coded. I like spiders.
I think my 12 year old nephew is making his own ARG on his youtube channel and I have never been more proud.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think my 12 year old nephew is making his own ARG on his youtube channel and I have never been more proud.
My partner who lives across the country from me texted that his dad died of a heart attack this morning. Worst way to meet in person for the first time but I wish I had the means to fly out there. My aunt/cousins are going there for the holidays maybe I'll stow away. Devastated for him.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My partner who lives across the country from me texted that his dad died of a heart attack this morning. Worst way to meet in person for the first time but I wish I had the means to fly out there. My aunt/cousins are going there for the holidays maybe I'll stow away. Devastated for him.
Things I fundamentally don't understand but accept: the physics of left handed scissoring vs right handed. Pisses me off every time.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Things I fundamentally don't understand but accept: the physics of left handed scissoring vs right handed. Pisses me off every time.
gonna start a group or subreddit or something called 'effexor-withdrawal-dreams'. Need to know if I should be studied or if other people have similar dreams when they forget their meds.
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
gonna start a group or subreddit or something called 'effexor-withdrawal-dreams'. Need to know if I should be studied or if other people have similar dreams when they forget their meds.
Personally would like every single sweater option available on my self care app.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Personally would like every single sweater option available on my self care app.
My pale green assassin bug nymph finally molted wings. Tony is a lady!
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My pale green assassin bug nymph finally molted wings. Tony is a lady!
The fact that Captain Hook was Izzy Hands makes this so much funnier www.youtube.com/shorts/WbzHA...
Peter Pan was the VILLAIN!
YouTube video by Daniel Foxx
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The fact that Captain Hook was Izzy Hands makes this so much funnier www.youtube.com/shorts/WbzHA...
I know my mantis is dumb af but sometimes...Forgot she was out and I look over and she's just staring at me like 'hello? Father? I am totally unsupervised over here' and then I got up to get her and she started moving like 'good the landscaping with opinions is here lift me up Treebeard'
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know my mantis is dumb af but sometimes...Forgot she was out and I look over and she's just staring at me like 'hello? Father? I am totally unsupervised over here' and then I got up to get her and she started moving like 'good the landscaping with opinions is here lift me up Treebeard'
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“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)
It's fucked up how hard ppl want to use slurs that we'll make them up for fake things. Aka 'clankers'.
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's fucked up how hard ppl want to use slurs that we'll make them up for fake things. Aka 'clankers'.
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
I wonder what the overlap is between men who are like 'we used to HUNT' and the men that are like 'I can't go grocery shopping because I don't know how.'
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I wonder what the overlap is between men who are like 'we used to HUNT' and the men that are like 'I can't go grocery shopping because I don't know how.'
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
'we're never gonna have another trump' from your gaping maw to god's ears. What a beautiful thing to hear.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
'we're never gonna have another trump' from your gaping maw to god's ears. What a beautiful thing to hear.
Not sure which is ultimately more pathetic the 'i'm famous enough not to care' HP actors or the ones that are trying to hold on to the one thing that made them relevant twenty years ago.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not sure which is ultimately more pathetic the 'i'm famous enough not to care' HP actors or the ones that are trying to hold on to the one thing that made them relevant twenty years ago.
Have you tried walking into someone else's house and declaring it yours?
As soon as I figure out how to be born into generational wealth it’s over for you bitches
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Have you tried walking into someone else's house and declaring it yours?
When you're doing discourse and you find yourself saying things such as "now I feel like you think" and then getting upset? You've gotten angry at something you made up in your own head and not an actual problem.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When you're doing discourse and you find yourself saying things such as "now I feel like you think" and then getting upset? You've gotten angry at something you made up in your own head and not an actual problem.
I will fight for your right to add unnecessary sex scenes in a movie, but I will also be hitting the 'skip ahead 10 secs' until the scene is over.
And truly I wish more people were capable of the same.
And truly I wish more people were capable of the same.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I will fight for your right to add unnecessary sex scenes in a movie, but I will also be hitting the 'skip ahead 10 secs' until the scene is over.
And truly I wish more people were capable of the same.
And truly I wish more people were capable of the same.
I'm so glad that I have a...reasonable outlook on death? I won't say healthy but I feel bad for my aunt who is struggling with my grandmother being in hospice.
She is very "we need to be proactive about this" and "this" = stopping her mom from dying of old age
She is very "we need to be proactive about this" and "this" = stopping her mom from dying of old age
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm so glad that I have a...reasonable outlook on death? I won't say healthy but I feel bad for my aunt who is struggling with my grandmother being in hospice.
She is very "we need to be proactive about this" and "this" = stopping her mom from dying of old age
She is very "we need to be proactive about this" and "this" = stopping her mom from dying of old age
It took one day for the mouse I released to make it back into the house to be caught by my cats again. Lady, stay in the walls, I know you aren't hungry I fed you.
I don't want to kill her.
I don't want to kill her.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It took one day for the mouse I released to make it back into the house to be caught by my cats again. Lady, stay in the walls, I know you aren't hungry I fed you.
I don't want to kill her.
I don't want to kill her.
My mother is convinced my bugs are going to kill me. I stabbed myself by accident washing the blender blades and my first thought was a sarcastic "oh no I hope it's not venomous!"
I'd rather her be paranoid than not care, but she does act like I routinely lick door knobs and gnaw raw chicken
I'd rather her be paranoid than not care, but she does act like I routinely lick door knobs and gnaw raw chicken
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My mother is convinced my bugs are going to kill me. I stabbed myself by accident washing the blender blades and my first thought was a sarcastic "oh no I hope it's not venomous!"
I'd rather her be paranoid than not care, but she does act like I routinely lick door knobs and gnaw raw chicken
I'd rather her be paranoid than not care, but she does act like I routinely lick door knobs and gnaw raw chicken
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Gotta take mom's cat to the vet.
I can't afford this, yay.
Anyone want to hire me?
Graphics, illustrations, GUI, Document editing, writing...
Ko-fi.com/nephilart
I can't afford this, yay.
Anyone want to hire me?
Graphics, illustrations, GUI, Document editing, writing...
Ko-fi.com/nephilart
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gotta take mom's cat to the vet.
I can't afford this, yay.
Anyone want to hire me?
Graphics, illustrations, GUI, Document editing, writing...
Ko-fi.com/nephilart
I can't afford this, yay.
Anyone want to hire me?
Graphics, illustrations, GUI, Document editing, writing...
Ko-fi.com/nephilart
i wonder if any adult kids have told their narcissistic no contact parents 'i'll really give you something to cry about' when they have a pity party.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i wonder if any adult kids have told their narcissistic no contact parents 'i'll really give you something to cry about' when they have a pity party.
cats got me up at 5 to mouse hunt. Lots of fun. The mouse is in a little enclosure now napping. She's got a couple of injuries but I think she'll recover. Wish they didn't carry diseases.
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
cats got me up at 5 to mouse hunt. Lots of fun. The mouse is in a little enclosure now napping. She's got a couple of injuries but I think she'll recover. Wish they didn't carry diseases.
My mantis tried to eat me. She fell onto my hand and when it didn't eat her she tried to eat it. Barely broke the skin. I was surprised. Still hurt though.
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My mantis tried to eat me. She fell onto my hand and when it didn't eat her she tried to eat it. Barely broke the skin. I was surprised. Still hurt though.
back on my cjizzy bullshit cos I can't stop thinking about Jack Rackham thinking Izzy barely tolerates him until they all play two truths and a lie. Izzy's truth is his body count is one. Jack is like that can't be true cos we've been fucking for decades.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
back on my cjizzy bullshit cos I can't stop thinking about Jack Rackham thinking Izzy barely tolerates him until they all play two truths and a lie. Izzy's truth is his body count is one. Jack is like that can't be true cos we've been fucking for decades.
had to rename one of my spiders Jack from Jill because 'she' molted some mighty fine spider balls. I overfed him though and now he looks like a lady spider cos his ass so fat.
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
had to rename one of my spiders Jack from Jill because 'she' molted some mighty fine spider balls. I overfed him though and now he looks like a lady spider cos his ass so fat.