this is what Woke took from us.......

The 'GoldenEye: Rogue Agent' defender has logged on, lodged their litany of complaints, completely failed to parse our jokes, and disappeared into the night after repeatedly calling us "noobs" -- all in the year of our lord 2025. YouTube dot com rules lol

some Once Upon a Katamari thoughts i posted to our discord earlier (transcribed in alt text if need)

for the benefit of folk reading this wondering "what's going on": some screenshots circa 2021 of this [likely the same] fucking loser and a handful of their alt accounts trying to scare tactic me or something

all this over bad fucking video game music lmfao

Fifteen years ago today, I met a video game character who I would ultimately wind up renaming myself after / stealing their shtick for the rest of my stupid life lmfao

why did i endure 55 consecutive fights in '3D Classics: Urban Champion'??? (because i wanted to see what different "Grades" there were you could rank up into lol)

every once in a while, i remember that Ultima Online is still running, and has a "Screenshots" page with a grand total of nine images to represent the game that all look like this

reminder that the beach boy's "cool, cool water" is one of the most fucking meandering, vacuous songs of all time (lyrically at the very least lol)

me getting a sip of that cool cool water on a 100° day

hilarious in hindsight how a party member in a PS1 JRPG i never even got around to finishing back in 1999 irrevocably impacted "my type" to the extent that it did tbqh imho lmfao

Do It For Her

checking in on this "first five steam purchases" trend, and wouldn't you know it, but Audiosurf was apparently the first game i bought on it digitally? lol

should also note that before steam became a storefront, i bought my copies of Counter-Strike 1.6 / Condition Zero as physical media. wild times

corny-ass motherfucker trying to act like an anime protagonist because they were too busy as a kid playing jrpgs to develop an actual personality lmfao. everybody supporting this dweeb is complicit in their perpetual state of infantilization and should feel sorry for it

what a hot mess lol. one of those Tony clones where you can tell from just the first level how sloppily designed and stiff to control the rest is gonna be. and yet, i've persisted -- at least until the third level, where i think i threw the towel in haha. we'll finish it One Of These Days.

when you get mad at me, this is me, this is who youre getting mad at

getting started on my cross-country drive bright and early tomorrow morning. let's hope it goes at least slightly better than the last time!

the condescension reeking from just these two paragraphs is fucking unreal imo lol