Cassidy
@connoisseurcass.bsky.social
Genuine cowpoke, and curator of a Bad Game Hall of Fame (bghof.com / @bghof.com). They / them, if'n you don't mind.
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Cassidy
@connoisseurcass.bsky.social
· Jul 25
when you get mad at me, this is me, this is who youre getting mad at
last day at my current job, as i prep to move again in a few days' time. always sad to see my kiddos off, but i get the feeling that they'll all turn out alright in the end. that being said, i will NOT miss working 8:00 to 6:00 on the daily lmfao
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
last day at my current job, as i prep to move again in a few days' time. always sad to see my kiddos off, but i get the feeling that they'll all turn out alright in the end. that being said, i will NOT miss working 8:00 to 6:00 on the daily lmfao
sometimes i sit back and just laugh to myself about how out of step i am with seemingly every other games content creator lol. honest to god, i feel like a fucking alien looking at some of our supposed peers in the space -- just an overwhelming sense of "i so do not belong here" lmfao
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
sometimes i sit back and just laugh to myself about how out of step i am with seemingly every other games content creator lol. honest to god, i feel like a fucking alien looking at some of our supposed peers in the space -- just an overwhelming sense of "i so do not belong here" lmfao
this is what Woke took from us.......
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this is what Woke took from us.......
i hate to say it, but i'm starting to get real sick of eating taco bell right now lol. it's one thing if i personally decide i'm gonna eat nothing but cheesy gordita crunches for a week or two, but it's another entirely when it's the only quick and cheap option i can reasonably access on the job
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i hate to say it, but i'm starting to get real sick of eating taco bell right now lol. it's one thing if i personally decide i'm gonna eat nothing but cheesy gordita crunches for a week or two, but it's another entirely when it's the only quick and cheap option i can reasonably access on the job
The 'GoldenEye: Rogue Agent' defender has logged on, lodged their litany of complaints, completely failed to parse our jokes, and disappeared into the night after repeatedly calling us "noobs" -- all in the year of our lord 2025. YouTube dot com rules lol
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The 'GoldenEye: Rogue Agent' defender has logged on, lodged their litany of complaints, completely failed to parse our jokes, and disappeared into the night after repeatedly calling us "noobs" -- all in the year of our lord 2025. YouTube dot com rules lol
konami should let me direct a new Metal Gear. here's my pitch: gustava heffner and nastasha romanenko meet up to go on a real cool sneaking mission (someone else on team can figure that part out) and wind up tactically espionaging each other's bodies
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
konami should let me direct a new Metal Gear. here's my pitch: gustava heffner and nastasha romanenko meet up to go on a real cool sneaking mission (someone else on team can figure that part out) and wind up tactically espionaging each other's bodies
just two more weeks until i begin the process of moving again -- to a temporary spot where i'll be for two months (give or take), before proper moving back to the west coast. so, y'know: expect me to be absolutely exhausted for the foreseeable future lol
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
just two more weeks until i begin the process of moving again -- to a temporary spot where i'll be for two months (give or take), before proper moving back to the west coast. so, y'know: expect me to be absolutely exhausted for the foreseeable future lol
some Once Upon a Katamari thoughts i posted to our discord earlier (transcribed in alt text if need)
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
some Once Upon a Katamari thoughts i posted to our discord earlier (transcribed in alt text if need)
to the fucking loser who joined our discord to try and mass DM our moderators and threaten them for associating with me: i seem to distinctly remember you doing this same exact shit back in 2021 with your six or so alt accounts and running away fucking scared when i didn't cave to your bullshit lol
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
to the fucking loser who joined our discord to try and mass DM our moderators and threaten them for associating with me: i seem to distinctly remember you doing this same exact shit back in 2021 with your six or so alt accounts and running away fucking scared when i didn't cave to your bullshit lol
Fifteen years ago today, I met a video game character who I would ultimately wind up renaming myself after / stealing their shtick for the rest of my stupid life lmfao
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fifteen years ago today, I met a video game character who I would ultimately wind up renaming myself after / stealing their shtick for the rest of my stupid life lmfao
still got the brain fog real bad and a lingering cough post-COVID, but it's time to get back to work nonetheless. pray 4 me..........
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
still got the brain fog real bad and a lingering cough post-COVID, but it's time to get back to work nonetheless. pray 4 me..........
why did i endure 55 consecutive fights in '3D Classics: Urban Champion'??? (because i wanted to see what different "Grades" there were you could rank up into lol)
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
why did i endure 55 consecutive fights in '3D Classics: Urban Champion'??? (because i wanted to see what different "Grades" there were you could rank up into lol)
Check out L33tStr33t Boys' new single "Yuri the Only One" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Check out L33tStr33t Boys' new single "Yuri the Only One" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
every once in a while, i remember that Ultima Online is still running, and has a "Screenshots" page with a grand total of nine images to represent the game that all look like this
September 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
every once in a while, i remember that Ultima Online is still running, and has a "Screenshots" page with a grand total of nine images to represent the game that all look like this
me getting a sip of that cool cool water on a 100° day
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
me getting a sip of that cool cool water on a 100° day
this shouldn't be a particularly hot take, but anyone you see willfully ignoring that kirk advocated for exactly the kind of violence that ultimately claimed his evil life / who's posturing at being noble for saying "my thoughts are with him and his family" are fucking clowns and cowards
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
this shouldn't be a particularly hot take, but anyone you see willfully ignoring that kirk advocated for exactly the kind of violence that ultimately claimed his evil life / who's posturing at being noble for saying "my thoughts are with him and his family" are fucking clowns and cowards
it's hard work being a largely retro-focused streamer while also believing that most old games are mostly bad, but it's honest work
September 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it's hard work being a largely retro-focused streamer while also believing that most old games are mostly bad, but it's honest work
was craving a burger yesterday on my lunch break and wound up getting Wendy's for the first time in a long time. my stomach has been suffering for it ever since, and it wasn't even a particularly good meal. guess i'm taking another years-long break from them lol
September 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
was craving a burger yesterday on my lunch break and wound up getting Wendy's for the first time in a long time. my stomach has been suffering for it ever since, and it wasn't even a particularly good meal. guess i'm taking another years-long break from them lol
BROKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era of consoles as either the "16-bit" or "4th" generation. 🫤
WOKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era as the "flop era" of consoles. 😎
WOKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era as the "flop era" of consoles. 😎
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BROKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era of consoles as either the "16-bit" or "4th" generation. 🫤
WOKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era as the "flop era" of consoles. 😎
WOKE: Referring to the SNES / Genesis era as the "flop era" of consoles. 😎
always reaffirming to remember that every other content creator i've ever had beef with has been the one in the wrong, and that i am always the one in the right. i have never been incorrect and never will be. it's a heavy burden being infallible, but i carry that weight proudly. you're welcome 💪
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
always reaffirming to remember that every other content creator i've ever had beef with has been the one in the wrong, and that i am always the one in the right. i have never been incorrect and never will be. it's a heavy burden being infallible, but i carry that weight proudly. you're welcome 💪
every day, i come home from work a little more tired -- a little less in the mood to do the streaming thing that we do goddamn near every day. and at this point, all i can do is channel that exhaustion into my stream persona, until i eventually just become a bad games mike stoklasa lol
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
every day, i come home from work a little more tired -- a little less in the mood to do the streaming thing that we do goddamn near every day. and at this point, all i can do is channel that exhaustion into my stream persona, until i eventually just become a bad games mike stoklasa lol
love taking two and a half days off work to try and get over being sick, coming back on a thursday, and still somehow feeling like completely exhausted dogshit / staring down the barrel of a rapidly incoming full-blown depressive episode lmao. this 8 to 6 shit ain't for me, man
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
love taking two and a half days off work to try and get over being sick, coming back on a thursday, and still somehow feeling like completely exhausted dogshit / staring down the barrel of a rapidly incoming full-blown depressive episode lmao. this 8 to 6 shit ain't for me, man
checking in on this "first five steam purchases" trend, and wouldn't you know it, but Audiosurf was apparently the first game i bought on it digitally? lol
should also note that before steam became a storefront, i bought my copies of Counter-Strike 1.6 / Condition Zero as physical media. wild times
should also note that before steam became a storefront, i bought my copies of Counter-Strike 1.6 / Condition Zero as physical media. wild times
August 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
checking in on this "first five steam purchases" trend, and wouldn't you know it, but Audiosurf was apparently the first game i bought on it digitally? lol
should also note that before steam became a storefront, i bought my copies of Counter-Strike 1.6 / Condition Zero as physical media. wild times
should also note that before steam became a storefront, i bought my copies of Counter-Strike 1.6 / Condition Zero as physical media. wild times