connie artest
@connieartest.bsky.social
alright, but you gotta get over it
"what's affordability?"
"don't worry about it kitten"
"ok yay :)))"
"don't worry about it kitten"
"ok yay :)))"
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"what's affordability?"
"don't worry about it kitten"
"ok yay :)))"
"don't worry about it kitten"
"ok yay :)))"
andrew had the prince title among others and now he has none
they should have a title for that, i think. what about "nonce", i think that'll catch on
they should have a title for that, i think. what about "nonce", i think that'll catch on
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
andrew had the prince title among others and now he has none
they should have a title for that, i think. what about "nonce", i think that'll catch on
they should have a title for that, i think. what about "nonce", i think that'll catch on
anyway, yeah so my analogy was complete shit and made no sense, but you get the point
October 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
anyway, yeah so my analogy was complete shit and made no sense, but you get the point
[kash patel, holding a magnifying glass and staring ever so closely at the ground]
"agents...footprints here. i want a tactical style assessment to ascertain this situation"
agent: "um, mr. director patel sir, those are yours. and can i call my mom? this utah field trip sucks"
"agents...footprints here. i want a tactical style assessment to ascertain this situation"
agent: "um, mr. director patel sir, those are yours. and can i call my mom? this utah field trip sucks"
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
[kash patel, holding a magnifying glass and staring ever so closely at the ground]
"agents...footprints here. i want a tactical style assessment to ascertain this situation"
agent: "um, mr. director patel sir, those are yours. and can i call my mom? this utah field trip sucks"
"agents...footprints here. i want a tactical style assessment to ascertain this situation"
agent: "um, mr. director patel sir, those are yours. and can i call my mom? this utah field trip sucks"
a second deletion notice has hit my posts about "captain james tiberius" kirk.
fitting for today
fitting for today
September 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
a second deletion notice has hit my posts about "captain james tiberius" kirk.
fitting for today
fitting for today
suck a fat one @moderation.bsky.app that charlie kirk joke of mine you deleted was gold and you know it
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
suck a fat one @moderation.bsky.app that charlie kirk joke of mine you deleted was gold and you know it
since ragebait is all marketing is now, i have a humble proposal:
burger king should make an ad about the plane guy. yes, That One. Just replace the slurs with "Burger". Have him argue with Wendy and be like "KICK THAT BURGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!"
"I CAN SAY *BURGER* ANY TIME I WANT"
burger king should make an ad about the plane guy. yes, That One. Just replace the slurs with "Burger". Have him argue with Wendy and be like "KICK THAT BURGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!"
"I CAN SAY *BURGER* ANY TIME I WANT"
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
since ragebait is all marketing is now, i have a humble proposal:
burger king should make an ad about the plane guy. yes, That One. Just replace the slurs with "Burger". Have him argue with Wendy and be like "KICK THAT BURGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!"
"I CAN SAY *BURGER* ANY TIME I WANT"
burger king should make an ad about the plane guy. yes, That One. Just replace the slurs with "Burger". Have him argue with Wendy and be like "KICK THAT BURGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!"
"I CAN SAY *BURGER* ANY TIME I WANT"
Reposted by connie artest
The government isn't *telling* me to ban black people from my store, but they said it's cool if I want to and they won't stop me
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The government isn't *telling* me to ban black people from my store, but they said it's cool if I want to and they won't stop me
so is everyone just insane now or what
like i cant even form a joke, this planet is one giant padded cell with blood and shit smeared on the walls. what the hell kinda better world awaits if the people who are supposed to build it are so broken by and servile to this one
like i cant even form a joke, this planet is one giant padded cell with blood and shit smeared on the walls. what the hell kinda better world awaits if the people who are supposed to build it are so broken by and servile to this one
July 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
so is everyone just insane now or what
like i cant even form a joke, this planet is one giant padded cell with blood and shit smeared on the walls. what the hell kinda better world awaits if the people who are supposed to build it are so broken by and servile to this one
like i cant even form a joke, this planet is one giant padded cell with blood and shit smeared on the walls. what the hell kinda better world awaits if the people who are supposed to build it are so broken by and servile to this one
can a MIGA borrow a french fry? now how's a MIGA gonna borrow a fry? MIGA is you gonna give it back?
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
can a MIGA borrow a french fry? now how's a MIGA gonna borrow a fry? MIGA is you gonna give it back?
weird how impossible it is to imagine dying. not even darkness, but no eyes to perceive it. No brain to even think of or register the action of seeing.
it sounds so peaceful
it sounds so peaceful
May 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
weird how impossible it is to imagine dying. not even darkness, but no eyes to perceive it. No brain to even think of or register the action of seeing.
it sounds so peaceful
it sounds so peaceful
let's make the most of tonight like we're gonna DEI young
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
let's make the most of tonight like we're gonna DEI young
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order issuing ticket refunds to those unable to attend 2025's scheduled Diddy parties after his arrest
January 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order issuing ticket refunds to those unable to attend 2025's scheduled Diddy parties after his arrest
being on xiaohongshu/rednote for ten minutes is like narcan for whatever the rest of social media gives you
January 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
being on xiaohongshu/rednote for ten minutes is like narcan for whatever the rest of social media gives you
[military signups continue to plummet]
NYT op-ed: How Gen Z's Lack of Enlistment is Killing the Domestic Terrorist Industry
NYT op-ed: How Gen Z's Lack of Enlistment is Killing the Domestic Terrorist Industry
January 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
[military signups continue to plummet]
NYT op-ed: How Gen Z's Lack of Enlistment is Killing the Domestic Terrorist Industry
NYT op-ed: How Gen Z's Lack of Enlistment is Killing the Domestic Terrorist Industry
i think i know what at least one of those Ns in CNN stands for
January 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i think i know what at least one of those Ns in CNN stands for
desperately trying to slap a sticky note labeled "Criminal" to my assailant as i am stabbed to death 57 times
January 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
desperately trying to slap a sticky note labeled "Criminal" to my assailant as i am stabbed to death 57 times
the holiday season should include January 6
January 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the holiday season should include January 6
mfs will post a caption saying "broke stupid ass woke Gen Z won't get this one!!" and then the image is a fucking DVD player
January 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
mfs will post a caption saying "broke stupid ass woke Gen Z won't get this one!!" and then the image is a fucking DVD player
so I guess I just printed all this Carter 2028 merch for nothing?
yall suck
yall suck
December 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
so I guess I just printed all this Carter 2028 merch for nothing?
yall suck
yall suck
she jury on my nullification
she NullifY my jury until I
she google my jury until i nullify-
she NullifY my jury until I
she google my jury until i nullify-
December 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
she jury on my nullification
she NullifY my jury until I
she google my jury until i nullify-
she NullifY my jury until I
she google my jury until i nullify-
Reposted by connie artest
Reminder to all new and old Bluesky capitalized off the popularity of articles like this
And now pretending it never happened.
Good thing articles are forever archived.
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And now pretending it never happened.
Good thing articles are forever archived.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
'It's a Huge Relief': Trans 'Shitposters' on Bluesky Feel Safer Away From Twitter
Trans and queer shitposters say it's a "relief" to be on Bluesky, describing it as a far safer and more joyous alternative to Twitter under Elon Musk
www.rollingstone.com
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Reminder to all new and old Bluesky capitalized off the popularity of articles like this
And now pretending it never happened.
Good thing articles are forever archived.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
And now pretending it never happened.
Good thing articles are forever archived.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...