*narrator voice* It did not look good on there, either.

Or, he would be if he would actually, you know... do that already.

Hint, hint.

What is Big Bloomfer and how am I just now hearing about it?

Hot take:

A lot of you guys reading this probably think this was a joke.

This was not a joke. I would very much like to see a mom win a reality show for once, especially against all these other, more obvious choices for winners.

So, again... Go Donna!

Dunno, but we ought to ask somebody about this...

Jokes aside... How does that man get as many cramps in as many places as often as he does?

I almost wonder if he even knows what a cramp is.

For clarification's sake: no, this is not a picture of me.

I'm not entirely sure if that needs to be specified or for who, but, you know... just in case.