Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
16, he/him, from Indiana
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
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Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
· May 18
God, I miss being young and not having to care or worry about anything.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
BREAKING: Vince Reboot becomes a trending topic on Bluesky as the mainstream media finally sees the appeal of a mustached weasel in an egg costume. #BB27
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BREAKING: Vince Reboot becomes a trending topic on Bluesky as the mainstream media finally sees the appeal of a mustached weasel in an egg costume. #BB27
I've noticed that the posts being made about the Super Mario Galaxy Movie are largely split between people going crazy over Rosalina and people going crazy over Rosalina.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've noticed that the posts being made about the Super Mario Galaxy Movie are largely split between people going crazy over Rosalina and people going crazy over Rosalina.
Go Travis and Jason Kelce's Mom. #TheTraitors
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Go Travis and Jason Kelce's Mom. #TheTraitors
Apparently the latest random thing to pop up on the #BB27 tag is... Johnny Depp.
Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.
Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Apparently the latest random thing to pop up on the #BB27 tag is... Johnny Depp.
Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.
Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.
Dear Developers of Pokemon Legends Z-A:
Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there
And I mean RIGHT THERE-
and you still went with Gemstone instead.
Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.
Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there
And I mean RIGHT THERE-
and you still went with Gemstone instead.
Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dear Developers of Pokemon Legends Z-A:
Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there
And I mean RIGHT THERE-
and you still went with Gemstone instead.
Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.
Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there
And I mean RIGHT THERE-
and you still went with Gemstone instead.
Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.
Just a reminder:
It's #survivor49, not survivor. That's for people who've been through some shit.
It's #bb27, not big brother. That's for people to lose their minds over where the world is going.
It's #tar38, not tar. That's for people who like to talk about black sludge for some weird reason.
It's #survivor49, not survivor. That's for people who've been through some shit.
It's #bb27, not big brother. That's for people to lose their minds over where the world is going.
It's #tar38, not tar. That's for people who like to talk about black sludge for some weird reason.
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just a reminder:
It's #survivor49, not survivor. That's for people who've been through some shit.
It's #bb27, not big brother. That's for people to lose their minds over where the world is going.
It's #tar38, not tar. That's for people who like to talk about black sludge for some weird reason.
It's #survivor49, not survivor. That's for people who've been through some shit.
It's #bb27, not big brother. That's for people to lose their minds over where the world is going.
It's #tar38, not tar. That's for people who like to talk about black sludge for some weird reason.
rylie is live rn and he said that he applied for survivor and he and kat also applied for amazing race together🙂 #BB27
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Seeing some more Jimmy-related drama out there today. Somehow.
Jimmy's not a topic I comment on much, but I will say this:
Several of the comments made toward Jimmy in the house were not OK, but several Jimmy has made since then weren't either.
It's not hypocritical to believe both. #BB27
Jimmy's not a topic I comment on much, but I will say this:
Several of the comments made toward Jimmy in the house were not OK, but several Jimmy has made since then weren't either.
It's not hypocritical to believe both. #BB27
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Seeing some more Jimmy-related drama out there today. Somehow.
Jimmy's not a topic I comment on much, but I will say this:
Several of the comments made toward Jimmy in the house were not OK, but several Jimmy has made since then weren't either.
It's not hypocritical to believe both. #BB27
Jimmy's not a topic I comment on much, but I will say this:
Several of the comments made toward Jimmy in the house were not OK, but several Jimmy has made since then weren't either.
It's not hypocritical to believe both. #BB27
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
2025: the year that a political candidate uses Survivor and Big Brother to try to (validly) argue against making society have to survive Big Brother. #BB27
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2025: the year that a political candidate uses Survivor and Big Brother to try to (validly) argue against making society have to survive Big Brother. #BB27
The most recent #BB27 post before this one (that I can see) was seven hours ago.
SEVEN HOURS.
Which either means that BBSky hates me... or we really have finally run out of things to talk about.
SEVEN HOURS.
Which either means that BBSky hates me... or we really have finally run out of things to talk about.
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The most recent #BB27 post before this one (that I can see) was seven hours ago.
SEVEN HOURS.
Which either means that BBSky hates me... or we really have finally run out of things to talk about.
SEVEN HOURS.
Which either means that BBSky hates me... or we really have finally run out of things to talk about.
BREAKING: Despite having numerous doppelgangers on the streets, Vince Panero himself has reportedly opted against trick-or-treating tonight due to a debilitating groin cramp. #BB27
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BREAKING: Despite having numerous doppelgangers on the streets, Vince Panero himself has reportedly opted against trick-or-treating tonight due to a debilitating groin cramp. #BB27
Dear Things That Make Sense: Start existing again already.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dear Things That Make Sense: Start existing again already.
Not me almost replying to a political post about JD Vance because I thought it said Vince 😭
Aaaand that's enough social media for today. #BB27
Aaaand that's enough social media for today. #BB27
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not me almost replying to a political post about JD Vance because I thought it said Vince 😭
Aaaand that's enough social media for today. #BB27
Aaaand that's enough social media for today. #BB27
To anyone dressing as Vince for Halloween: I have a Waldo costume from a few years ago that we could totally recreate this in.
(Don't ask.) #BB27
(Don't ask.) #BB27
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To anyone dressing as Vince for Halloween: I have a Waldo costume from a few years ago that we could totally recreate this in.
(Don't ask.) #BB27
(Don't ask.) #BB27
So let me get this straight.
You guys got #BB27 to be trending for the first time in weeks... while I was asleep?
WE 👏 ARE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 TEAM 👏 PEOPLE!
You guys got #BB27 to be trending for the first time in weeks... while I was asleep?
WE 👏 ARE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 TEAM 👏 PEOPLE!
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So let me get this straight.
You guys got #BB27 to be trending for the first time in weeks... while I was asleep?
WE 👏 ARE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 TEAM 👏 PEOPLE!
You guys got #BB27 to be trending for the first time in weeks... while I was asleep?
WE 👏 ARE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 TEAM 👏 PEOPLE!
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Somehow it's been a month since #BB27 ended, so let's do a quick poll.
Is the biggest winner at this point:
A) Ashley
B) Morgan
C) Kelsey, or
D) Makensy?
Is the biggest winner at this point:
A) Ashley
B) Morgan
C) Kelsey, or
D) Makensy?
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Somehow it's been a month since #BB27 ended, so let's do a quick poll.
Is the biggest winner at this point:
A) Ashley
B) Morgan
C) Kelsey, or
D) Makensy?
Is the biggest winner at this point:
A) Ashley
B) Morgan
C) Kelsey, or
D) Makensy?
I find it funny that this year's top Halloween costumes are a badass demon hunter/pop star and an unemployed egg weasel who cries a lot and is the only non-werewolf ever to wear flannel. #BB27
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I find it funny that this year's top Halloween costumes are a badass demon hunter/pop star and an unemployed egg weasel who cries a lot and is the only non-werewolf ever to wear flannel. #BB27