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Conner Stumm
@connerscomedy.bsky.social
chicago batman comedy food
couples that whisper to each other in group settings should be put down
February 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
u should be able to start a tab at a coffee shop
February 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
update: he doesnt fw me :((((
Getting in an Uber Share so excited to make a new friend
January 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Getting in an Uber Share so excited to make a new friend
January 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
riding the green line makes me want to move out of chicago
January 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social give us a shot 🫶🏻 we could make the funniest elseworlds batman parody movie or write on other projects
and this is the sequel that we did in 2024, a year later @jamesgunn.bsky.social

youtu.be/UlYuPlm7Lrk?...
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
and this is the sequel that we did in 2024, a year later @jamesgunn.bsky.social

youtu.be/UlYuPlm7Lrk?...
January 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social this is a link to an original batman parody show that i wrote with my roommate

youtu.be/U6M8mhhlu2U?...
The Batman Show: An Unauthorized Parody
YouTube video by Christian Pitsch
youtu.be
January 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please let me audition for batman
January 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
just watched queens gambit at 3x speed and understood everything
January 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
memoir of a snail is an amazing movie
January 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Bro the year just said, “let me drop something new for y’all”
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gonna massively disappoint some people this year
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
new year, much more toxic me
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
shittt im late on the new year drop
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ATLEAST IS A WORD. STOP CORRECTING ME
December 30, 2024 at 6:23 AM
changing my sag aftra name to jimmy carter now
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
He was a bardtender
Wonder if Shakespeare ever had to go to his serving job and was like “From my cozy bed untimely ripped” or something
December 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
No literally to celebrate one of my neighbors is shooting our barn!
Casually hearing gunshots during my ✨🎄 Tennessee Christmas ✨🎄
December 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Casually hearing gunshots during my ✨🎄 Tennessee Christmas ✨🎄
December 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
merry christmas to all the ugly people, i hope yall figure that shit out
December 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
christmas is set to do numbers tomorrow
December 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
my dad’s power rankings (based off the albums ive played for him in the car)

1. Chappell
2. Billie
3. SZA
4. Sabrina
5. Charli XCX
6. Tyler the Creator

I dont even listen to albums front to back anymore, so this has been a joy. We’re on Chromakopia and he’s asked to change it twice.
December 23, 2024 at 11:05 PM
i played my dad billie eilish’s “hit me hard and soft” and his fav songs were “lunch”, “birds of a feather”, and “l’amour de ma vie”
December 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I played all of SZA’s Deluxe SOS and my dad and his new power ranking is:

1. Chappell
2. SZA
3. Sabrina

He fell asleep part way through (long drive, 2hrs no stops of SZA) but especially on the original tracks of SOS he was vibing heavy
December 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM