Day one of becoming a viral Bluesky sensation
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Day one of becoming a viral Bluesky sensation
The reviews are in!!!!!
June 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The reviews are in!!!!!
Gotta keep your eyes out for this sort of thing
January 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gotta keep your eyes out for this sort of thing
My manager won’t give me tables until I say “he’s lowkey thick with it” to his face
January 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My manager won’t give me tables until I say “he’s lowkey thick with it” to his face
Wonder if Shakespeare ever had to go to his serving job and was like “From my cozy bed untimely ripped” or something
December 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Wonder if Shakespeare ever had to go to his serving job and was like “From my cozy bed untimely ripped” or something
Can’t wait to figure out who to follow on here. So far everyone is annoying and talking about books and shit.
December 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Can’t wait to figure out who to follow on here. So far everyone is annoying and talking about books and shit.
All dressed up for my first date! I am meeting her at Jimmy John’s to eat sandwiches. She told me to bring $200 cash and that she likes Netflix stand up comedy and crypto. Seems super chill. Will report back.
December 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
All dressed up for my first date! I am meeting her at Jimmy John’s to eat sandwiches. She told me to bring $200 cash and that she likes Netflix stand up comedy and crypto. Seems super chill. Will report back.
How do you get likes on here? Do I have to be smart or is it allowed to be more dumb with it? Gonna try everything. Thanks in advance
November 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
How do you get likes on here? Do I have to be smart or is it allowed to be more dumb with it? Gonna try everything. Thanks in advance
Moaned too loud during my massage :/
November 25, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Moaned too loud during my massage :/
If someone wanted to get me this is exactly how it would be done
hey check this out *gets you*
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 AM
If someone wanted to get me this is exactly how it would be done
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As a guy who sells wallet sized photos of wives, I love wars
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
As a guy who sells wallet sized photos of wives, I love wars
Looks like chocolate chip cookies?.. sure, fine I’ll give you that. But tastes like them too? You have got be fucking shitting me if you think I’m gonna believe that absolute fucking bull crap.
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Looks like chocolate chip cookies?.. sure, fine I’ll give you that. But tastes like them too? You have got be fucking shitting me if you think I’m gonna believe that absolute fucking bull crap.
My wife thinks I like breakfast in bed, but in reality I hate it 😂
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
My wife thinks I like breakfast in bed, but in reality I hate it 😂
I hate that I went to liberal arts school because I know more about banksy than I do about the American justice system
November 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I hate that I went to liberal arts school because I know more about banksy than I do about the American justice system
Why is everyone on this app talking about the library
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Why is everyone on this app talking about the library
I know I’m depressed when I keep my tab open at subway
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I know I’m depressed when I keep my tab open at subway
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i have won the junior panthers kids club shuffle
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
i have won the junior panthers kids club shuffle
Woke up and decided to send 2,000 Instagram reels to my co workers. Happy Friday yall 🙏
November 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Woke up and decided to send 2,000 Instagram reels to my co workers. Happy Friday yall 🙏
ISO little guy to sit on my shoulder to tell me to do good. I have one little guy already and he’s been telling me to do some absolutely messed up stuff.
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
ISO little guy to sit on my shoulder to tell me to do good. I have one little guy already and he’s been telling me to do some absolutely messed up stuff.
I pray this app fixes everything that is bad
November 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I pray this app fixes everything that is bad