Conner B. Delgado
@connerbdelgado.bsky.social
writer. artist. curator. limb-loosener. interested in phenomenology, duration, accumulation, and how we perceive and remember our histories. He/Him
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this is why everyone I know isn’t having kids btw
The median cost of putting one child through daycare for 5 years in the U.S. is $43,000. That masks much higher costs in many large cities. It’s nearly $150,000 (almost $30,000 for one year) in Arlington, VA. This is for one kid www.wsj.com/personal-fin...
From $24,000 to $147,000: How Much Daycare Costs Across America
For working parents, the first five years of a child’s life are often the most financially draining. Explore this interactive map to see how costs vary across the U.S.
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August 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
this is why everyone I know isn’t having kids btw
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All still banned in my classes.
We've had extensive discussions in the past year amongst my close colleagues about AI use in the classroom, and some people take different approaches. But all of these uses prevent students from learning what I am teaching them, here specifically information literacy
We've had extensive discussions in the past year amongst my close colleagues about AI use in the classroom, and some people take different approaches. But all of these uses prevent students from learning what I am teaching them, here specifically information literacy
The Appendix on an AI policy is actually quite bad. Having an AI deliver a summary before reading has major implications in terms of the experience of student learning. What we want students to do and how they do it is the question. The experience of reading is not the same as reading a summary.
August 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All still banned in my classes.
We've had extensive discussions in the past year amongst my close colleagues about AI use in the classroom, and some people take different approaches. But all of these uses prevent students from learning what I am teaching them, here specifically information literacy
We've had extensive discussions in the past year amongst my close colleagues about AI use in the classroom, and some people take different approaches. But all of these uses prevent students from learning what I am teaching them, here specifically information literacy
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ladies, if he tells you he loves you, tell him to bring you Edelweiss. if he doesn’t, you have your answer
March 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ladies, if he tells you he loves you, tell him to bring you Edelweiss. if he doesn’t, you have your answer
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hey this is my
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
February 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
hey this is my
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ❌
l̶i̶f̶e̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ ❌
h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ ❌
güey of life ✅
some of you are giving dog returning to it’s own vomit core.
February 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
some of you are giving dog returning to it’s own vomit core.
begging the question, beseeching the question, pleading the question, entreating the question, impetrating the question, supplicating the question, groveling the question.
February 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
begging the question, beseeching the question, pleading the question, entreating the question, impetrating the question, supplicating the question, groveling the question.
tasting and seeing
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
tasting and seeing
if i was on love island i would be in the hideaway every day just to take a breather and get some peace and quiet
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
if i was on love island i would be in the hideaway every day just to take a breather and get some peace and quiet
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ooh a memento mori, i whisper and settle in for another hour of scrolling
February 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ooh a memento mori, i whisper and settle in for another hour of scrolling
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4 flat gang we are SO back
Some good news out of Illinois: Bill just introduced to allow 2-4 plexes on any residential lot in cities with population >25,000.
ilga.gov/legislation/...
ilga.gov/legislation/...
February 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
4 flat gang we are SO back
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re: the Mexican French parody of Emilia Pérez, I did something almost bizarrely similar with 'American Dirt' wherein I pretended to be British holapapi.substack.com/p/a-q-and-a-...
A Q&A On My Controversial British Novel
Leaking this because honestly it makes me look good (haters don't read this).
holapapi.substack.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
re: the Mexican French parody of Emilia Pérez, I did something almost bizarrely similar with 'American Dirt' wherein I pretended to be British holapapi.substack.com/p/a-q-and-a-...
double featuring nosferbabygirl tomorrow and I thought you all should know
January 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
double featuring nosferbabygirl tomorrow and I thought you all should know
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Baconed eggened cheese
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Baconed eggened cheese
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insurance should cover a night out with the girls
January 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
insurance should cover a night out with the girls
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the right getting mad at Conclave winning awards is funny to me because as far as Hollywood making films about the Catholic Church goes, Conclave is perhaps the most generous re: meeting the Church where it would like to be, publicly, anyway, on matters of faith, mystery, and humility
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the right getting mad at Conclave winning awards is funny to me because as far as Hollywood making films about the Catholic Church goes, Conclave is perhaps the most generous re: meeting the Church where it would like to be, publicly, anyway, on matters of faith, mystery, and humility
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If I saw the little match girl I would tell her:
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.
December 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
If I saw the little match girl I would tell her:
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.
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as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
December 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
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whoa... wait I see myself in the headless mule... quite a bit...
I love when Wikipedia editors make visualizations of fictional stuff
December 12, 2024 at 9:31 PM
whoa... wait I see myself in the headless mule... quite a bit...
I’d be soooooo good at being an ex-husband
December 11, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I’d be soooooo good at being an ex-husband
don’t text unless you’d let the sound of my voice haunt you
December 11, 2024 at 10:26 PM
don’t text unless you’d let the sound of my voice haunt you
currently: having excess of it that, surfeiting, The Appetite may sicken and so die.
December 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
currently: having excess of it that, surfeiting, The Appetite may sicken and so die.
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giving one lucky oomf my body (the bread) and my blood (the wine)
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
giving one lucky oomf my body (the bread) and my blood (the wine)
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In my latest ¡Hola Papi! for my cherished subscribers, I tackle the complicated subject of "self-love," and talk about how I found it in the last place I thought to look holapapi.substack.com/p/on-loving-...
On Loving Yourself
Papi, I'd like to like myself more
holapapi.substack.com
December 10, 2024 at 2:01 PM
In my latest ¡Hola Papi! for my cherished subscribers, I tackle the complicated subject of "self-love," and talk about how I found it in the last place I thought to look holapapi.substack.com/p/on-loving-...
Strega Nona maxing
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Strega Nona maxing