Conky
@conky.bsky.social
any day you hear a cool tune and read a funny billboard can't be THAT bad
don't look at wrestlers, they're just doing all that for attention
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
don't look at wrestlers, they're just doing all that for attention
New Bumper sticker idea: "I Got This Before I Learned About World War 2"
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
New Bumper sticker idea: "I Got This Before I Learned About World War 2"
from now on when I'm pissed at someone, I'm going to tell them, "go pound cake." i expect it to be confusing and ineffective.
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
from now on when I'm pissed at someone, I'm going to tell them, "go pound cake." i expect it to be confusing and ineffective.
suing my physics TA for giving me a 0 out of 25 on my Theory of Relativity response paper titled "The Back to the Future trilogy points out a lot of downsides of time travel"
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
suing my physics TA for giving me a 0 out of 25 on my Theory of Relativity response paper titled "The Back to the Future trilogy points out a lot of downsides of time travel"
"you can hire the dumbest guy in the pedophile cabal because the dumbness and pedophilia cancel out, leaving you with a mostly normal guy" this right here is why Bari is the Final Boss Of Radical Centrism
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"you can hire the dumbest guy in the pedophile cabal because the dumbness and pedophilia cancel out, leaving you with a mostly normal guy" this right here is why Bari is the Final Boss Of Radical Centrism
the timeline this morning is giving me Havana Syndrome
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the timeline this morning is giving me Havana Syndrome
can't believe this is the last ever email Jeffrey Epstein sent, ten minutes before he was arrested
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
can't believe this is the last ever email Jeffrey Epstein sent, ten minutes before he was arrested
This man has resting "perv sweating under a bright light" face
![A screenshot of a photo and headline linking to a CNN article. The headline reads "Larry Summers says he is 'deeply ashamed' after new Jeffrey Epstein emails and will pause public engageme..." [Headline cuts off in the original photo.] The included picture of Larry Summers looks bad in the way that the text of my joke would indicate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a6hacwugi6vpb5dcykkh2shk/bafkreif6snz65lorggbuy7j3uwkcf6g6o2zzqbrelb3tr3hyq2rran3fry@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This man has resting "perv sweating under a bright light" face
it might be worth reflecting on what in the American system makes it so only fucking monsters and dogshit rubes float to the top
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it might be worth reflecting on what in the American system makes it so only fucking monsters and dogshit rubes float to the top
Out on the road today, I saw a Mitski sticker on a Cybertruck / A little voice inside my head said, "don't give a fuck, you can never give a fuck"
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Out on the road today, I saw a Mitski sticker on a Cybertruck / A little voice inside my head said, "don't give a fuck, you can never give a fuck"
thank you for saving me the labor of listening, AI voice transcription
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
thank you for saving me the labor of listening, AI voice transcription
Did something happen Online tonight that made Bsky crappy at loading posts? I've been listening to grunge rock all night, i don't even get on the computer that much, so I'm not sure.
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did something happen Online tonight that made Bsky crappy at loading posts? I've been listening to grunge rock all night, i don't even get on the computer that much, so I'm not sure.
Watching Youtube video "how to parallel park (2025 latest strategies)" while like 30 people honk angrily at me
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Watching Youtube video "how to parallel park (2025 latest strategies)" while like 30 people honk angrily at me
Jason Vorhees. Great story. Kid is bullied, beaten, nearly drowned. Pulls himself up by his bootstraps. Grows up to be an astronaut.
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Jason Vorhees. Great story. Kid is bullied, beaten, nearly drowned. Pulls himself up by his bootstraps. Grows up to be an astronaut.
I guess creating a machine that helps people masturbate until they get schizophrenia does technically meet the definition of "building something extraordinary" but I won't be missing out on my life to help with that project
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I guess creating a machine that helps people masturbate until they get schizophrenia does technically meet the definition of "building something extraordinary" but I won't be missing out on my life to help with that project
RFK Jr seems so preoccupied with autism. Almost like it's his special interest and he fails to perceive social cues that other people want him to stop talking about it. very interesting.
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
RFK Jr seems so preoccupied with autism. Almost like it's his special interest and he fails to perceive social cues that other people want him to stop talking about it. very interesting.
engaged with many NFTs -- naughty fuckin trolls
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
engaged with many NFTs -- naughty fuckin trolls
Part of what's happening is that the 40 months from Mar '20 to Jun '23 were spiritually just one year, and the 18 months from Jun '23 to Jan '25 were also one year, but the 9 months from Jan '25 to Oct '25 have been two and a half years. Anyone is bound to feel a little off-kilter after all that
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Part of what's happening is that the 40 months from Mar '20 to Jun '23 were spiritually just one year, and the 18 months from Jun '23 to Jan '25 were also one year, but the 9 months from Jan '25 to Oct '25 have been two and a half years. Anyone is bound to feel a little off-kilter after all that
You'd think I'd remember after looking it up so many times, but every time i go for a job interview i have to google "which generations understand irony" all over again
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You'd think I'd remember after looking it up so many times, but every time i go for a job interview i have to google "which generations understand irony" all over again
Here lies Robbie D. Died from skankin' in the shower to Reel Big Fish without a suction cup mat. Scan the QR code to buy a suction cup map using our affiliate link, all proceeds go to the Robbie D Fund To Promote Ska.
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Here lies Robbie D. Died from skankin' in the shower to Reel Big Fish without a suction cup mat. Scan the QR code to buy a suction cup map using our affiliate link, all proceeds go to the Robbie D Fund To Promote Ska.
i will not hesitate to leave. i will post anywhere else, on anything else. i spent 1986 to 2000 posting "58008" on a four function solar calculator and i will go back to it if this site sucks.
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i will not hesitate to leave. i will post anywhere else, on anything else. i spent 1986 to 2000 posting "58008" on a four function solar calculator and i will go back to it if this site sucks.
nobody better write a poem in which my 100 acre data center is a metaphor for man's hubris
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
nobody better write a poem in which my 100 acre data center is a metaphor for man's hubris