in my next life i want to be reincarnated into linda mccartney

paul mccartney, the man that you are

ok maybe not once a month but definitely the months when there’s no retrograde

and then i HAVE TO be that bitch and check if it’s in pre or post shadow and it still never is

sorry keanu. the needs of the many and all that, i’m sure you understand

all that money and this is what they come up with

so ugly

Except I take a higher dose than 2 of you!

idk sorry for being a dumb american but i don’t like when the measurements are in meters. bc then im just like oh, 230 cm idk sounds good. i could of course convert it. or just measure how high my ceilings are. but i am usually just hopeful that it works out

this is sexist. other girls can do math. this girl cannot.

I want to go back to Japan just to go to stationary stores