caitlyn
@confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social
#1 Musk Hater
Left the US of A, baby
Left the US of A, baby
Pizzazz died after the 70s
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Pizzazz died after the 70s
why the FUCK are we letting barrel jeans be a thing
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
why the FUCK are we letting barrel jeans be a thing
i am not a business entity
December 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i am not a business entity
i think back in the day, when they thought women were witches, i mean the women could have just had too much wine and were trying to burp…bc i know i look possessed in these circumstances
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i think back in the day, when they thought women were witches, i mean the women could have just had too much wine and were trying to burp…bc i know i look possessed in these circumstances
chestnurrrs roating on an open fieeeeeee. jack frorst nipping at your nourseeee
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
chestnurrrs roating on an open fieeeeeee. jack frorst nipping at your nourseeee
beastie boys will be in my top 5 for a spotify next year. calling it now
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
beastie boys will be in my top 5 for a spotify next year. calling it now
feeling a strong need to learn to play the banjo
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
feeling a strong need to learn to play the banjo
what happened to rocking horses? why are they not a popular toy still? i want a rocking horse tbh. i feel like it could regulate me
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
what happened to rocking horses? why are they not a popular toy still? i want a rocking horse tbh. i feel like it could regulate me
Charlie the Unicorn is 20 years old which means I am 120 years old basically
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Charlie the Unicorn is 20 years old which means I am 120 years old basically
they fired my favorite coworker and i will never recover
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
they fired my favorite coworker and i will never recover
my talent is, i’m really good at making everything about me!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my talent is, i’m really good at making everything about me!!!
i keep getting ads for the cutest fucking clothes but then i click the ads and it’s always KIDS CLOTHES
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i keep getting ads for the cutest fucking clothes but then i click the ads and it’s always KIDS CLOTHES
My first concert was the Jonas Brothers in 2009 at the Staples Center. Jordin Sparks and Wojder Girls opened (BEFORE K-pop became an international phenomenon). My sister still worked for the Lakers at that point and was able to upgrade our tickets. I was upset because I wasn’t front row. My mom told
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My first concert was the Jonas Brothers in 2009 at the Staples Center. Jordin Sparks and Wojder Girls opened (BEFORE K-pop became an international phenomenon). My sister still worked for the Lakers at that point and was able to upgrade our tickets. I was upset because I wasn’t front row. My mom told
I don’t mean to sound 100 years old, maybe it’s just the country I’m in, but they don’t make Christmas lights like they used to
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don’t mean to sound 100 years old, maybe it’s just the country I’m in, but they don’t make Christmas lights like they used to
what the fuck do you mean you’re doing missionary work in england???
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
what the fuck do you mean you’re doing missionary work in england???
money isn’t even real and that pisses me off
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
money isn’t even real and that pisses me off
ALSO CHRISTMAS LIGHTS??? FOR THE TREE????? LIKE REGULAR SHAPED????? TOOK ME HOURS TO FIND ONLINE?????
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ALSO CHRISTMAS LIGHTS??? FOR THE TREE????? LIKE REGULAR SHAPED????? TOOK ME HOURS TO FIND ONLINE?????
i don’t know if it’s because i’m in switzerland and they do shit differently or if something is just rly wrong in this world rn but i can’t find a nice christmas tree skirt to save my life??? i am literally gonna have to make one myself
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i don’t know if it’s because i’m in switzerland and they do shit differently or if something is just rly wrong in this world rn but i can’t find a nice christmas tree skirt to save my life??? i am literally gonna have to make one myself
something i like about bluesky is i haven’t seen anything yet about crypto bullshit the whole time i’ve been on here
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
something i like about bluesky is i haven’t seen anything yet about crypto bullshit the whole time i’ve been on here
just heard the absolute most disgusting cover of Joni Mitchell’s Big Yellow Taxi
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just heard the absolute most disgusting cover of Joni Mitchell’s Big Yellow Taxi
my boss sent me an email literally saying happy birthday and sorry that the job is robbing you of all your energy and that you don’t have any energy left to celebrate your birthday, i hope it changes soon and that you can enjoy coming to work again
LMAO
LMAO
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
my boss sent me an email literally saying happy birthday and sorry that the job is robbing you of all your energy and that you don’t have any energy left to celebrate your birthday, i hope it changes soon and that you can enjoy coming to work again
LMAO
LMAO
WHAT DO Y’ALL KNOW BOUT FREELANCE WHALES??
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
WHAT DO Y’ALL KNOW BOUT FREELANCE WHALES??
I have been officially banned from Pinterest btw
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have been officially banned from Pinterest btw
my husband finally agreed to let me pick out a fringe lampshade
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my husband finally agreed to let me pick out a fringe lampshade
can’t believe I go to the office and spend the whole day typing words like “Wochenaufenthaltsbewilligung”
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
can’t believe I go to the office and spend the whole day typing words like “Wochenaufenthaltsbewilligung”