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I push buttons and hope the thinking sands don't punish me dearly for it.
Estrangement certainly makes for a more relaxing holiday season. 🙃
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
With the sound of a click, your mind empties onto the floor.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Some days I miss my old Kyocera phone. Sturdy enough to survive being whipped at a wall and being reassembled, simple enough to keep me connected.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I don't know what it quite says about me when I find relaxation in sysadmin tasks.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Soon.
vacation, a time when work meetings don't bend all my social spoons into funky eclectic shapes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hm.. AI Lobbyist sounds like the sort of job that could be replaced with a language model.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If you never update your packages, you'll never fetch the tampered update.
a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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And as the donations go brrrrrr we have hit $1 million at #DB2025 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social

Thank you all for your amazing support!
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
desertbus.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
cows are adorable. send.
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Neighbor a block over couldn't even wait for the end of October before inflating an oversized Santa effigy for the lawn.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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made a lil mascot for my MOO-format for emulator CPU tests

i've always done pixel art in photoshop but maybe i should try aseprite someday
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
9 am meetings all next week. 🙃
9 am meeting? No problem. I hope you're ready for 9 am me. ;)
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The moment when you're wondering why your graphs are empty, only to realize the keepalived openrc file decided to leave the party.
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
9 am meeting? No problem. I hope you're ready for 9 am me. ;)
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
It feels like I've been on auto-pilot for the last five months, and we're inching ever closer to a big sleep.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Watch it
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's still an odd feeling to complement myself. It feels even more foreign not to feel a sense of shame when I do. It feels nice not to feel like I'm gaslighting myself. Never thought that feeling would depart. It certainly won't be missed.
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's rare that I take a photo of myself that I actually like. It's even more rare when the photo isn't blurry as fuck.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I miss when $homeisp would actually let me know they were going to pull shit offline before doing so.
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
One moment, I'm declaring to others how intelligent my cats must be... the next moment, we're having to remind them not to lick the scratching mat.
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Really hate when the longest part of installing a 20 TB drive into a server is getting the case to latch back together.
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
First real day of vacation and I don't necessarily think my brain or my body has picked up on the fact. Brain needs to chill out... work can wait.
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM