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Matthew Hunt
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The only thing that keeps me watching this season
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I ASSURE YOU
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Cracker levels of spice
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ve been saving my latinum
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Chat, is this good?
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
See also: birds
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Get you a wife who texts like this
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
EV-powered tailgate!
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
…why would my hair type affect my sous vide temperature?
September 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You grass-fucker. You filthy sod-buggerer. You inveterate turf-breeder.
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Penn State’s official Game Day site still has the date, time, and network of the week 1 game vs. Nevada.
September 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Same
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The guy admitted he’s picking fights on here because his MAGA boss likes F1.
September 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s hardly rained for the past month. Guess when I was planning to do a hike?
September 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not totally sold on the new Apple Arcade Jeopardy! game.
September 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
August 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it the Atlantic Ocean?
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
That was a good day to get married. Happy anniversary!
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pretty much the same numbers for me!
July 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
These are adversarial patches and they prevent the enemy’s AI from decoding our hand signals.
July 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM