Conan D. Yossarian
@conantheyossarian.bsky.social
If I were an amalgam of oligarchical interests whose plans were foiled in the 20th century, I'd manufacture rerolls for the 21st with better tools and propaganda.
Pointing out facts is hostile now?
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Pointing out facts is hostile now?
You sound defensive
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You sound defensive
""I have met some very bad quotes, none as bad as
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body" - Conan the Yossarian.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body" - Conan the Yossarian.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
""I have met some very bad quotes, none as bad as
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body" - Conan the Yossarian.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body" - Conan the Yossarian.
Probably a great way to induce Ulcerative Colitis and other auto-immune disease
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Probably a great way to induce Ulcerative Colitis and other auto-immune disease
I know righ!? This idiot thinks politicians can be held responsible for their crimes.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know righ!? This idiot thinks politicians can be held responsible for their crimes.
Don't you trust the science!?
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Don't you trust the science!?
The other side shouldn't have disproportionate power over my side, so give my side disproportionate power over the other side!
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The other side shouldn't have disproportionate power over my side, so give my side disproportionate power over the other side!
Brunch is an excuse to booze up your breakfast.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Brunch is an excuse to booze up your breakfast.
Prepare to be shadow-banned by the Fark mods!
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Prepare to be shadow-banned by the Fark mods!
Thank the Democratic bBargaining Method.
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thank the Democratic bBargaining Method.
Yes. Everyone is contagious. Be afraid of everyone.
October 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yes. Everyone is contagious. Be afraid of everyone.
NSIBD
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
NSIBD
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
You clowns should recalibrate.
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You clowns should recalibrate.
Guess how we know that you don't know what fascism is.
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Guess how we know that you don't know what fascism is.
It's AI, watch how the "kid," eats his cookie toward the end.
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's AI, watch how the "kid," eats his cookie toward the end.
This was a wildly successful proof of concept.
September 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This was a wildly successful proof of concept.
Who is "we?" let everyone who is giving information away get an ID. The rest of us have remained responsible.
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Who is "we?" let everyone who is giving information away get an ID. The rest of us have remained responsible.
Unprecedented by the criminal charges that proceeded against Trump from his political foes, previously?
Assholes.
Assholes.
September 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Unprecedented by the criminal charges that proceeded against Trump from his political foes, previously?
Assholes.
Assholes.
"I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here today."
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here today."