i once heard a server at a restaurant above where i worked say TEM PYER UH and it broke every single japanese bone in my body then shoved me down the stairs

It's fun that the guys who randomly reply to benign posts with political stuff turn into sephiroth when you ask them why the fuck they did that. It happens every time and they're SO arch, like you just caught the math teacher taking a shit in a trash can and he asks if you have a hall pass

Can't we skip the flute part and just tell me you've denied my claim already

unfortunately for everyone involved, i am alive.