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comradeopossum.bsky.social
Ax
@comradeopossum.bsky.social
Scottish Trans-mascish communist with an agenda to spread.

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Chronic tummy ache survivor and autistic Punk. He/its or whatevs

I post trash, trashtalk and talk about trash.

DMs are always an open free for all

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Pinned
Funfacts about me:

* Talks too much
* Disabled
* Trans
* Scottish
* Queer
* I am loud and annoying
* Parent
* Adult CA&DV Survivor
* Educated Idiot

Funfacts about this page:
* I post too much
* Dirty commie trash
* Pro-human 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
* Anti-Fash
* Anti-Wanker
* All power to all the people
Saw someone say transtrender again and it actual triggered my fight or flight response

I thought we left that dumb shit on 2016 tumblr christ
December 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
If they take away my healthcare ill take away their coke, if I can't have my meds they can't have theirs

In this scenario we might have lost our important meds but we'd have free nose candy for like the entire Isles
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 PM
24 hours and counting of pure ax awareness currently using bluesky as an alternative to spewing random crap at my friends

~If you have been affected by a comrade opossum post that wasn't you're fault contact us today for compensation~
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 PM
"Paleontologists are gonna dig you up and say you're a woman hurdedur"

Babes, I'm not a dinosaur or a plant fossil nor will I ever be

Nor am I vase so the archaeologists are mostly uninterested

I didn't die 400 years ago so Paleoanthropologists don't give a crap
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I'll never get over the hypocrisy it takes to argue that you can say slurs and verbally abuse folks because their comfort isn't your problem

But you can argue to strip away healthcare because it makes you uncomfortable

Abortions make me uncomfortable..

So I won't fuckin get one

Simple
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Still absolutely loosing my goddamn mind about the English kids sticking candles in oranges for Christmas

Tf are the schools on down here and how do I get some because what the fuck
December 6, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Cis people be like:
"I'm a man because chromosomes"
"I'm a woman because birth certificate"

Yeah well this rock gives me gender envy, what chromosome certificate birth is that? Checkmate bitches

Mossy rock supremacy
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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Just 16 MPs attend a debate on disability rights, days after hundreds vote for assisted suicide.

Fight the future.
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I used to complaing about Scottish country dancing in school

But I just learnt that *some* English kids were sticking candles in oranges, wrapping a bit of tinfoil around it, sticking sweets in it and calling it an effigy to christ

...

I think I'm fine with the dancing cheers

...

Weirdos
December 6, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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Stop arming Israel.
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I personified the nonsense words that Spotify wrapped gave me. Meet my music taste *apparently*
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
It's giving..

✨️gay trash✨️
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Sign up today and get a musk finger free!!
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 PM
This year and last have been sorta sucky

But one thing to celebrate is that I met my amazing partner this year..

..And that amazing man bought me a winter soldier tsum tsum..

Equally amazing
I can't wait for next year
Better be better than these last few or I'm fighting something
November 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Remember the terrorist synthesiser nonsense? You know I Xmas time when my festive memes crop back up 😂😂
November 23, 2024 at 10:24 AM
He falls asleep dreaming about it, salivating
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Parasaurolophus

That's it
It's perfect 👌
November 24, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Comrade, .. the grass… it yearns to be touched
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Make sure to put on your wellies cos they sure are goin everywhere
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I'll take any piercing you've got going but if you come at me with a medical needle I'm screaming like a bitch
November 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
You heard him, keep it up

You're contractually obliged to listen to atlas the commie lizard
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Finally have another gender clinic appointment after 2 years of not being able to get my prescription.

Yay?
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Your quarterly reminder that Marsha P Johnson didn't throw any brick nor start a riot

Stormé DeLarverie getting arrested and beaten was the catalyst

Marsha was late

Marsha deserves to be remembered for the beautiful work she actually did to help people, not something she said she never did.
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 PM