Comrade Calamity
@comradecalamity.bsky.social
☭ ML vers top alcoholic
All my friendships with boys
November 20, 2023 at 2:48 AM
All my friendships with boys
Anyone remember these little shitkickers? God the 90s were good
October 4, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Anyone remember these little shitkickers? God the 90s were good
Now I just sleep with my copy of Herman Melville next to me on my pillow like it's my own personal Queequeg. I'm in a parasocial relationship with a dead beardy guy who was whalepilled.
July 14, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Now I just sleep with my copy of Herman Melville next to me on my pillow like it's my own personal Queequeg. I'm in a parasocial relationship with a dead beardy guy who was whalepilled.
What if we kissed on Robert Frost's toilet circa 1900
July 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
What if we kissed on Robert Frost's toilet circa 1900
What if I want a revolution but I also want a dinner party?
June 10, 2023 at 1:19 AM
What if I want a revolution but I also want a dinner party?
Babe, have you seen my boner roach clip?
Me: Nope!
Me: Nope!
May 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Babe, have you seen my boner roach clip?
Me: Nope!
Me: Nope!
Biblically accurate bussy
May 29, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Biblically accurate bussy
