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#Tyzmon: The Last BladeHunter (scifi/fantasy)
http://mybook.to/UberTyzmon
Open Mic Night at the Cormorant Café (podcast)
http://anchor.fm/CormyCafe :: #CormyCafé

Podcast is @Cormorant.bsky.social
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On Twitter I have finished the fourth poll that collects all of Musk's absolute fuckups since buying Twitter. These are all Twitter related, nothing about SpaceX or Tesla or his Republican shilling, unless it bumped up against the Twittersphere.

So, presented here, are the results of 112 fuckups
November 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Nice
This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I hate it when that happens.

When you have to bite the other guy on the ass to get him away from your women…

Yes. Yes, that.
This capybara was not a happybara. He was alone in a mud puddle (that's not the unhappy part; they like mud puddles), and had a couple of nasty bite wounds on his rear flanks, probably from a mating squabble with another male.
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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i haven't been able to eat because i'm afraid of seeing something that will make me anxious, so right now i am taking a xanax and wolfing down a wawa gobbler bowl before anything can happen
November 15, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Thinking of making more podcast episodes.

LMK if you're a writer. Or a reader. Or a writer/reader.

Listen to the podcast, let me know if it sounds like a thing you'd participate in.
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Not broken. That's nice.
November 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Oh. It's working. Yay! 🎉
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
At least I don't have this problem anymore. 🎉
On Monday I have to pay my car insurance. It is $100ish.

I have… $50.

#SaveTheCormorant 😢

If I don't pay it, they have to report it to the DMV who will cancel my registration. :'( IT IS SO STRESSFUL.

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www.paypal.me/TheCormorant
Don't be #Homeless . It's like a black hole.
Pay Robert Edwards using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/TheCormorant and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
My god, this happens a lot.

PS
I'm out of money and fuel. Send fuel.
:'(
Please help? 😢 💔 ⛽ 🚙
#SaveTheCormorant

Out of fuel. Please help?

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www.paypal.me/TheCormorant
Anything will help. 👍 ⛽ 🚙 🙏
November 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
You're not a cormorant.
Me: "Am I a cormorant?"
ChatGPT: "As an AI language model, I can't ascertain your physical form or identity, so I can't determine whether you are a cormorant or not." #identity #ai #chatgpt #birds
November 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Please help? 😢 💔 ⛽ 🚙
#SaveTheCormorant

Out of fuel. Please help?

_____
www.paypal.me/TheCormorant
Anything will help. 👍 ⛽ 🚙 🙏
December 20, 2023 at 11:16 PM
#SaveTheCormorant

Out of fuel. Please help?

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www.paypal.me/TheCormorant
Anything will help. 👍 ⛽ 🚙 🙏
December 19, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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TMZ is reporting that Matthew Perry died.
'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 After Apparent Drowning
Matthew Perry drowned to death Saturday, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
www.tmz.com
October 29, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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I remember in the high-rise dorm at my university in the 90s, on Thursday nights, anytime the elevator would open, everyone could be seen clustered around the common room TV watching Friends. This is a GenX sucker punch. Matthew Perry was part of our coming of age in many ways. May he rest in peace.
October 29, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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Related:
October 28, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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It’s astonishing how often the “Do we have the same size hands?/Look how much bigger/smaller mine are” pick-up line works
October 28, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Podcast Blue Sky: stop broken or something.
October 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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My favorite moment on social media was the time Alison Moyet asked if anyone else on Twitter was a potty mouth and I said “no Alison Moyet, only you.”
October 25, 2023 at 4:35 PM
On Monday I have to pay my car insurance. It is $100ish.

I have… $50.

#SaveTheCormorant 😢

If I don't pay it, they have to report it to the DMV who will cancel my registration. :'( IT IS SO STRESSFUL.

_____
www.paypal.me/TheCormorant
Don't be #Homeless . It's like a black hole.
Pay Robert Edwards using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/TheCormorant and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
October 22, 2023 at 3:06 PM
How To Train Your Bully
October 19, 2023 at 8:04 PM
@pfrazee.com Please help? The podcast Blue Sky is broken. No posts appear now for a few weeks. Just old posts. From the podcast login, the profile looks like this,
October 19, 2023 at 2:09 AM
@cormorant.bsky.social, It's still broken, I think.
October 19, 2023 at 2:02 AM
In about fifteen minutes, the new episode goes live…

Open Mic Night at the Cormorant Café (podcast) season 3 episode 13: “The Hailey Interview”

I wrote a story for the podcast but no one volunteered.

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Also? Podcast Blue Sky account is still broken.
October 19, 2023 at 2:00 AM