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Commissar Lily
@commissarlily.bsky.social
she/her, help

help
my password came to me in a dream, so look at this long nib i found
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
he didn't like the raven
June 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
miss my tooth
June 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"got any games on your phone?"
June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
June 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
pov: hocus kiss
June 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my team is cool because when they need help and they're panicking they know that i'm at home and stoned and sitting at my little computey being like

"okay so my logic is sound but my math is not working so have you checked these spots? how did you pay for that roll of toonies? found it? cool bye"
May 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
too scary
May 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what if you were distant cousins with sukamon
April 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
water margin reference
April 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
went on a date for the first time in a few months but it was 45 minutes of him explaining dark angels lore to me

i still don't even know a fucking thing about the guy besides that he apparently has over 4500 in dark angels
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
all my nieces and nephew liked the new tattoos and i continue to be a 10/10 influence on them
April 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
OW FUCK
April 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i turn 33 tomorrow and i say it every year, but i genuinely did not expect to make it this far
April 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
how the fuck did i beat megaman 1 when i was 9 what the fuck was i on
March 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
they came to watch me poop but the sunbeam was too nice so they started to fall asleep
March 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i'm so FUCKING TIRED OF SNOW

FUCK
March 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hahaha look its you
March 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
two years ago i took the best picture of hocus ever
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
they have both come for a chance at my food
March 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
it's back!
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
February 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i do not own a fire alarm
February 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
they both climbed into their bed just to stare at ruby
January 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I WANT THE GRANDMA COUCH
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM