my password came to me in a dream, so look at this long nib i found
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
my password came to me in a dream, so look at this long nib i found
he didn't like the raven
June 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
he didn't like the raven
i'm so fucking good at solitaire that it should be illegal so it makes me seem cool
June 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
i'm so fucking good at solitaire that it should be illegal so it makes me seem cool
i called the dentist office today and i could hear the woman laugh when i said my name and i need to move towns immediately
"I DON'T NEED HELP WALKING, I HAVE BEEN FAR MORE STONED THAN I CURRENTLY AM" she said, having never been more stoned in her life
wish they had an online payment portal
"I DON'T NEED HELP WALKING, I HAVE BEEN FAR MORE STONED THAN I CURRENTLY AM" she said, having never been more stoned in her life
wish they had an online payment portal
June 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i called the dentist office today and i could hear the woman laugh when i said my name and i need to move towns immediately
"I DON'T NEED HELP WALKING, I HAVE BEEN FAR MORE STONED THAN I CURRENTLY AM" she said, having never been more stoned in her life
wish they had an online payment portal
"I DON'T NEED HELP WALKING, I HAVE BEEN FAR MORE STONED THAN I CURRENTLY AM" she said, having never been more stoned in her life
wish they had an online payment portal
pretty fucked up that a witch stopped me from making a pepto bismol cough syrup potion
like god forbid if the anti-anxiety dental meds made me too powerful and smart and i know what i'm doing in creating this panacea
like god forbid if the anti-anxiety dental meds made me too powerful and smart and i know what i'm doing in creating this panacea
June 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
pretty fucked up that a witch stopped me from making a pepto bismol cough syrup potion
like god forbid if the anti-anxiety dental meds made me too powerful and smart and i know what i'm doing in creating this panacea
like god forbid if the anti-anxiety dental meds made me too powerful and smart and i know what i'm doing in creating this panacea
the youngest niece gets it back sometimes though like when her dad and i were talking about the newest 007 movie and she goes "OH I KNOW THAT" and does neo's bullet dodge from the matrix
June 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the youngest niece gets it back sometimes though like when her dad and i were talking about the newest 007 movie and she goes "OH I KNOW THAT" and does neo's bullet dodge from the matrix
learning gen a slang so i can use it incorrectly when dealing with my nieces and nephew has actually added so many years to my lifespan
sucking up that anger like the fountain of youth with a straw
sucking up that anger like the fountain of youth with a straw
June 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
learning gen a slang so i can use it incorrectly when dealing with my nieces and nephew has actually added so many years to my lifespan
sucking up that anger like the fountain of youth with a straw
sucking up that anger like the fountain of youth with a straw
my team is cool because when they need help and they're panicking they know that i'm at home and stoned and sitting at my little computey being like
"okay so my logic is sound but my math is not working so have you checked these spots? how did you pay for that roll of toonies? found it? cool bye"
"okay so my logic is sound but my math is not working so have you checked these spots? how did you pay for that roll of toonies? found it? cool bye"
May 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my team is cool because when they need help and they're panicking they know that i'm at home and stoned and sitting at my little computey being like
"okay so my logic is sound but my math is not working so have you checked these spots? how did you pay for that roll of toonies? found it? cool bye"
"okay so my logic is sound but my math is not working so have you checked these spots? how did you pay for that roll of toonies? found it? cool bye"
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Square-Enix announces shift to renewable energy for their offices
(Now fully powered by Sugiyama spinning in his grave at the thought of his music being available to listen to)
(Now fully powered by Sugiyama spinning in his grave at the thought of his music being available to listen to)
Square Enix has announced that it will release all 11 Symphonic Suite Dragon Quest albums on Apple Music and other download services this Summer: www.rpgsite.net/news/17533-s...
May 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Square-Enix announces shift to renewable energy for their offices
(Now fully powered by Sugiyama spinning in his grave at the thought of his music being available to listen to)
(Now fully powered by Sugiyama spinning in his grave at the thought of his music being available to listen to)
still not entirely unconvinced kiddo will not attempt to harvest the skeletal remains of the cat; her confidence is only making her more powerful and unhinged
April 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
still not entirely unconvinced kiddo will not attempt to harvest the skeletal remains of the cat; her confidence is only making her more powerful and unhinged
OH MY FUCK THEY ONLY JUST NOW BURIED THE CAT
April 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
OH MY FUCK THEY ONLY JUST NOW BURIED THE CAT
water margin reference
April 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
water margin reference
i don't give a shit about lion el jonson or the dark angels
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i don't give a shit about lion el jonson or the dark angels
went on a date for the first time in a few months but it was 45 minutes of him explaining dark angels lore to me
i still don't even know a fucking thing about the guy besides that he apparently has over 4500 in dark angels
i still don't even know a fucking thing about the guy besides that he apparently has over 4500 in dark angels
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
went on a date for the first time in a few months but it was 45 minutes of him explaining dark angels lore to me
i still don't even know a fucking thing about the guy besides that he apparently has over 4500 in dark angels
i still don't even know a fucking thing about the guy besides that he apparently has over 4500 in dark angels
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April 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i haven't seen my oldest niece in a few years, and i definitely wasn't ready to see the self-harm scars on her arms
fuck
fuck
April 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i haven't seen my oldest niece in a few years, and i definitely wasn't ready to see the self-harm scars on her arms
fuck
fuck
all my nieces and nephew liked the new tattoos and i continue to be a 10/10 influence on them
April 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
all my nieces and nephew liked the new tattoos and i continue to be a 10/10 influence on them
i turn 33 tomorrow and i say it every year, but i genuinely did not expect to make it this far
April 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i turn 33 tomorrow and i say it every year, but i genuinely did not expect to make it this far