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They are using the Kill Bill music. This is a mistake as it is reminding the audience of a better movie.
January 1, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Bumblebee!

They really don't focus on naming these things in a way that is easy for audiences to know.
January 1, 2024 at 3:23 PM
"To Punish and Enslave" Kinda on the nose there, Michael Bay.

Also, I am pretty sure Megan Fox's character is "Michaela" as some sort of a self insert.
January 1, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Just some casual classified information being brought to a "hacker friend".

Seems the Top Secret Security clearance they rushed through college students was not done to the rigorous standards that they usually do.
January 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Not sure if this Scorpion fighting the pathos squad in Qatar is Scorpioc or whatever from the 90's cartoon, but it's pretty well animated.

Also, glad the survivors seemed to bring unlimited ammo when they ran away from the original attack.
January 1, 2024 at 3:13 PM
They grabbed some random College Students and gave them Top Secret Security Access to stop a security threat.

Also the secret service is shooting at a boom box. I think that's Soundwave? Not sure.
January 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Megan Fox as a high school student. I think I'm going to need a higher threshold of suspension of disbelief for this marathon.

The Radio jokes are alright though.
January 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM
And here's Shia LaBeouf and Bernie Mac! Surprised who is in this so far.

Jon Voight?
January 1, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Transfomers (2007) - Starting out with some lore on "The Cube" and into a military troupe bringing lots of pathos. Turns out a transfomer can also fake a driver.

So far so good.
January 1, 2024 at 2:38 PM
If you want to make the older generation mad at this topic you just calmy and correctly say "It's because of the free market. The free market has decided wages. The free market has decided housing prices. The free market has decided that young people should not have kids."
November 7, 2023 at 4:53 AM
People who drive 5% below the speed limit are objectively better drivers than people who drive any faster than the posted speed limit. No exceptions. Good drivers follow rules and the speed limit is a rule. It says "Maximum" for a reason.
November 1, 2023 at 9:26 PM
I only saw the Joel seasons when they were on TV and then they didn't show the Mike seasons in Canada. I caught up on the Mike seasons later, and while funny, they seemed more mean spirited and lacked a lot of the charm that Joel and the Mads brought. I guess it depends who you started with.
October 25, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Beautiful piece. Unfortunately my internet addled brain scrolled by this and thought it was X-Files fan art.
October 16, 2023 at 4:55 PM
That Thing You Do! Great soundtrack to one of my feelgood movies.
September 21, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I always like to say "Go woke *or* go broke" in a manner that makes it seem like I didn't understand their original intent. It makes people who use the original tired phrase angry that their mantra not only is being misused, but is also demonstrably true in the opposite direction in many cases.
July 16, 2023 at 4:32 AM