Oh dear, this is a mess. Walking is broken, sound keeps dying. This is an immediate shame.

Walking animation immediately and completely glitched. Character is walking like a stop-motion pogo stick.

Ah yes, I remember this game now 😂.

The fact Blind Guardian’s involvement had in-game relevance was so cool too. A marketing stunt fully committed to and carried through to the very end was such a step above merely licensing a song for trailers.

Low-key iconic stuff, at least for those who remember.

It would HAVE to be! I mean, obviously licensing could have fucked us out of it, but I’m glad it didn’t. Blind Guardian’s involvement is too iconic not to happen.

It was so cool to see a marketing stunt have in-game relevance.

That song has lived rent free in my head since the original days. I totally forgot about the remaster! I’m all-in on this.

Can’t wait to hear NPCs start singing that chorus to themselves again 🎶

Barry is the only character. I also handled most of the item descriptions and the SPECS levels.

Thank you 😊

Yup, Barry’s my baby! I’ve been so happy that people found him such a sweet boy.

Microsoft is a crater of filth ruled by cruel imbeciles who don’t understand basic facts about the industries they hungrily exploit.

Its executives are *deeply* stupid people who mistake their predatory ruthlessness for savvy. If they all melted in hot slag tomorrow, the world wouldn’t be worse.

The “gloomp” as it fires is great. One of those satisfying feelgood sounds for me.

I would just like to remind everyone of a very telling and substantial report of Rockstar's abuse and disregard for workers that came out...... 6 YEARS AGO youtu.be/4xTDVlNGKng?...

No matter how insulting my words, I cannot express the full scale of my disgust for the gaggle of incompetent wishful thinkers who have dedicated themselves to the ruin of an entire medium by way of their horrific leadership.

It is a comprehensive disgust. A disgust of overwhelming depth.

It’s endlessly frustrating to see some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive in charge of the industry. Utter fantasists who invest in a new Springfield Monorail every day and lay off hundreds of people to pay for their stupidity.

For a bunch of con artists, game execs are such fucking marks.

Since mine got long I’m always twirling or playing with it, and yeah it’s very much a comfort thing. If I were thinking about sex, the relevant parties would be notified in very clear terms.