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Perfect juxtaposition
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Great, another semi-obscure thing you need to know before playing Prime 4, like Hunters.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It makes me physically ill to look at but I also want one to cuddle.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The dream of every satire site, congratulations
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm so sad my neighbor has one of these and I need to see it every day...
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm now waiting for him to make an appearance in the show, I'm surprised he didn't cameo as the "mayor" from the recent episode.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
God knows what parasites crawled out of him and got into her unintentionally
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sisyphus couldn't make it through that headline, good lord
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM