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I want everyone to know that when I make unhinged tweets I am making them stone cold sober. I do not drink, I do not inject things into my eyeballs, and weed makes me so anxious that I get a tummy ache and then when I'm sitting on the bathroom floor in pain I start to think I took forever weed
My pilot is a white dude. I'm gonna die dawg
February 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My pilot is a white dude. I'm gonna die dawg
Pete Buttigieg was the only thing keeping Jimmy Carter's machine spirit attached to every control tower with the magic of diversy. Now 9/11 is mandatory every day
February 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Pete Buttigieg was the only thing keeping Jimmy Carter's machine spirit attached to every control tower with the magic of diversy. Now 9/11 is mandatory every day
I require a big fuck off Gargoyle statue in my living room
February 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I require a big fuck off Gargoyle statue in my living room
One extremely enthusiastic chimp could cripple Wisconsin
February 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One extremely enthusiastic chimp could cripple Wisconsin
I beat Matador from SMT 3 on the hardest difficulty my first time and I genuinely do not get why people think he's so hard
February 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I beat Matador from SMT 3 on the hardest difficulty my first time and I genuinely do not get why people think he's so hard
I am a deeply unhappy person who uses humor and sarcasm as a defense mechanism because without satire I would actually go insane from the reality of the world around me and the crushing truth I will most likely have to work until the day I die and have nothing to show for it.
I also like Taffy
I also like Taffy
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am a deeply unhappy person who uses humor and sarcasm as a defense mechanism because without satire I would actually go insane from the reality of the world around me and the crushing truth I will most likely have to work until the day I die and have nothing to show for it.
I also like Taffy
I also like Taffy
If I was the Joker I would build a Dollar General on top of where Batman's parents were killed
January 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If I was the Joker I would build a Dollar General on top of where Batman's parents were killed
Okay fine, I'll stop stealing people's blood and replacing it with my own
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Okay fine, I'll stop stealing people's blood and replacing it with my own
Tire tracks in my Garfield boxer-briefs. I'm really gonna do it this time
January 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tire tracks in my Garfield boxer-briefs. I'm really gonna do it this time
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Call me crazy but if I received a ticket on my car because I had to evacuate, due to the city being on fire, I would become Chris Dorner 2 but worse
January 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Call me crazy but if I received a ticket on my car because I had to evacuate, due to the city being on fire, I would become Chris Dorner 2 but worse
I'm gonna speak my truth. I do not care for macaroni/potato salad. They are cold, mushy, and gross
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm gonna speak my truth. I do not care for macaroni/potato salad. They are cold, mushy, and gross
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Magenta’s trying to get comfy in this awkward, cramped panel.
[ #Doodle #OriginalCharacter #MagentaKnight ]
[ #Doodle #OriginalCharacter #MagentaKnight ]
January 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Magenta’s trying to get comfy in this awkward, cramped panel.
[ #Doodle #OriginalCharacter #MagentaKnight ]
[ #Doodle #OriginalCharacter #MagentaKnight ]
Saw a dude doing a money spread today and had to fight a primal urge to snatch it from his hands
January 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Saw a dude doing a money spread today and had to fight a primal urge to snatch it from his hands
Shooters shoot and brother I can't aim and I am also mildly autistic
January 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Shooters shoot and brother I can't aim and I am also mildly autistic
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I'M NOT OUT OF THIS FIGHT YET
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'M NOT OUT OF THIS FIGHT YET
I love squirt. It's an amazing soda. Retweet if you're a squirt fanatic just like me #squirtnation
January 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I love squirt. It's an amazing soda. Retweet if you're a squirt fanatic just like me #squirtnation
Watching Arin Hanson not play the tutorial and getting mad because he can't play the game correctly while Dan occasionally pipes in or laughs for the billionth time
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Watching Arin Hanson not play the tutorial and getting mad because he can't play the game correctly while Dan occasionally pipes in or laughs for the billionth time
Have they found the One Piece yet or do I have to wait another decade?
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Have they found the One Piece yet or do I have to wait another decade?
Do you guys think there's an unedited cut of Alien from before they airbrushed out her muff hair?
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Do you guys think there's an unedited cut of Alien from before they airbrushed out her muff hair?
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- does a gay little dance that pisses you off -
January 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
- does a gay little dance that pisses you off -
I regret not blowing enough people's legs off in Red Dead Redemption 2 but I can't make up for it because Rockstar Social Club had a massive data leak and I can't log into the account linked to my steam because my account was compromised.
January 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I regret not blowing enough people's legs off in Red Dead Redemption 2 but I can't make up for it because Rockstar Social Club had a massive data leak and I can't log into the account linked to my steam because my account was compromised.
I have been branded by pants that are too tight in the waste
January 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have been branded by pants that are too tight in the waste
I would let Revy from Black Lagoon kill me with a rock
January 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I would let Revy from Black Lagoon kill me with a rock