Luke ‘Terry Christmas Everyone’
@comicluketerry.bsky.social
All the money in the world couldn’t buy Elon his daughter’s love
Banana Republic where you can’t even afford bananas
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Banana Republic where you can’t even afford bananas
Oh, we know what Trump wants from Bill Clinton 🍆
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oh, we know what Trump wants from Bill Clinton 🍆
What’s the difference between a jet-skier and Donald Trump? One boats for a thrill, the other throats for a Bill
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What’s the difference between a jet-skier and Donald Trump? One boats for a thrill, the other throats for a Bill
What’s the difference between a jet-skier and Donald Trump? One boats for a thrill, the other throats for a Bill
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What’s the difference between a jet-skier and Donald Trump? One boats for a thrill, the other throats for a Bill
Still time…
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Still time…
Turns the 2016 election into a catfight between Bill’s wife and the other woman
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Turns the 2016 election into a catfight between Bill’s wife and the other woman
“So then I said to Clinton, ‘okay: whip it out and I’ll get on my knees’”
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“So then I said to Clinton, ‘okay: whip it out and I’ll get on my knees’”
Bore off. I’m gay and I think Trump giving Bill Clinton sloppy toppy is hilarious
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bore off. I’m gay and I think Trump giving Bill Clinton sloppy toppy is hilarious
“Island” in inverted commas 😂😂 Is Epstein Island secretly an archipelago?
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“Island” in inverted commas 😂😂 Is Epstein Island secretly an archipelago?
Waiting for Trump to try and pivot this into a positive. “I give the best head, the greatest. No-one’s ever seen sloppier BJs”
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Waiting for Trump to try and pivot this into a positive. “I give the best head, the greatest. No-one’s ever seen sloppier BJs”
I don’t believe that Trump is a good enough to have given oral sex to anyone
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t believe that Trump is a good enough to have given oral sex to anyone
“I know we’ve done a good job of holding off the horde currently besieging our castle, but it’s now time to open the gates and let them into the keep. That way we’ll have it on record that they want to sack us”
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“I know we’ve done a good job of holding off the horde currently besieging our castle, but it’s now time to open the gates and let them into the keep. That way we’ll have it on record that they want to sack us”
“I know we’ve done a good job of holding off the horde currently besieging our castle, but it’s now time to open the gates and let them into the keep. That way we’ll have it on record that they want to sack us”
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I know we’ve done a good job of holding off the horde currently besieging our castle, but it’s now time to open the gates and let them into the keep. That way we’ll have it on record that they want to sack us”
Kinda like taking credit for an assassination when your victim has already shot themselves through the lungs
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Kinda like taking credit for an assassination when your victim has already shot themselves through the lungs
I don’t know what you’re talking about. They got the Republicans to super duper promise to definitely to do a vote at some point, maybe
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I don’t know what you’re talking about. They got the Republicans to super duper promise to definitely to do a vote at some point, maybe
Guys, I got a really good deal. We give up all of our leverage now, and the swirling hornet’s nest of liars and criminals promises they’ll do something for us at some point in the future
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Guys, I got a really good deal. We give up all of our leverage now, and the swirling hornet’s nest of liars and criminals promises they’ll do something for us at some point in the future