Luke ‘Terry Christmas Everyone’
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Luke ‘Terry Christmas Everyone’
@comicluketerry.bsky.social
All the money in the world couldn’t buy Elon his daughter’s love
He liked those two turkeys cuz he waddles everywhere and gobbles on Bubba
#trumpturkey #Trump
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What’s the difference between a jet-skier and Donald Trump? One boats for a thrill, the other throats for a Bill

#trumpclinton #epsteinfiles #trumpepstein
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bill Clinton watching the 2016 Election, knowing whoever wins he got trim off the future President #epstein #trumpclinton #billclinton
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Ah President Trump, I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon…”
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hahahahahaha
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know we’ve done a good job of holding off the horde currently besieging our castle, but it’s now time to open the gates and let them into the keep. That way we’ll have it on record that they want to sack us
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Honestly I think part of the reason the Dem cavers gave in now is that they want the flight chaos cleaned up in time for them to have a nice thanksgiving. This is was happens when you have a government made up half of fascists and half of passive middle-aged suits who don’t believe in anything
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Cuck Schumer: “we’ve agreed to reopen the government and agree to the Republican plan to gut Obamacare and quadruple medical insurance costs”

Okay what did you get in return?

Cuck Schumer: “…”

You did get something in return right??
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Guys, I got a really good deal. We give up all of our leverage now, and the swirling hornet’s nest of liars and criminals promises they’ll do something for us at some point in the future
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We really went from ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ to ‘Israel has a right to genocide its neighbours, steal land, murder journalists, and provoke World War 3’ insanely fast
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Greta is so lucky Isreal didn’t just murder her. You know, like the IDF routinely do with journalists/aid workers/children. Only her fame protected her. What a hero
June 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Imagine being a normal programmer working on Grok and every now and then a Ketamine-addled Elon blunders in and tries to make the AI more racist
May 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Trump's America": the choose your own adventure novel.Will you:

1) Starve to death in the breadlines following economic collapse?

2) Be deported to El Salvador for having the wrong tattoo?

3) Bleed out in the mountains after being conscripted into a forever war with Iran?

#trump #tariffs #musk
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is what’s really going on: a massive regressive tax hike on working people. Anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you #tarriffs #tarriff
April 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump reading #tarriff numbers other countries are imposing like he’s hosting bingo. Except the numbers in bingo are actually on the cards and these are completely made up
April 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Take me wife, please...
March 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I can’t believe the guy who did more drone strikes in his first two years than Obama did in eight, increased civilian casualty rates in Afghanistan, and pardoned the Blackwater war criminals was lying about being anti-war
March 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Following his email, here are 5 things Elon 'achieved' last week...

substack.com/home/post/p-...
February 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Things Elon has time for: slurring astronauts for correcting his lies
Things Elon doesn’t have time for: His kids
February 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The richest madchild in the world tries to coup the US government.

The mainstream media:
February 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM