Cal
@comicalcal.bsky.social
Publishing every thought that occurs to me, some of them might make you worry for me but... Actually no that's fair enough
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just learned Yungblud is actually called Dominic Harrison
He sounds like an MP for Kenilworth and Southam
He sounds like an MP for Kenilworth and Southam
July 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just learned Yungblud is actually called Dominic Harrison
He sounds like an MP for Kenilworth and Southam
He sounds like an MP for Kenilworth and Southam
Robert F. Kennedy is claiming autistic people can't use toilets, and tbh I'm happy to prove him right on this one.
I will shit on his fucking doorstep.
I will shit on his fucking doorstep.
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Robert F. Kennedy is claiming autistic people can't use toilets, and tbh I'm happy to prove him right on this one.
I will shit on his fucking doorstep.
I will shit on his fucking doorstep.
"We're just gonna take Ukraine, ok Hun?"
"Yes Daddy"
"Yes Daddy"
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"We're just gonna take Ukraine, ok Hun?"
"Yes Daddy"
"Yes Daddy"
Passed my eye test with flying colours! Bit surprising seeing as I could see flying colours but hey
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Passed my eye test with flying colours! Bit surprising seeing as I could see flying colours but hey
The good thing about Kanye being a Nazi is he hasn't released a good album since like... Last decade, so who gives a shite
February 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The good thing about Kanye being a Nazi is he hasn't released a good album since like... Last decade, so who gives a shite
I'm in my "drink 2 beers and think about the implications of the thoughts I think" era
February 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm in my "drink 2 beers and think about the implications of the thoughts I think" era
My friend's 30th birthday party is themed around animated characters, I'm very tempted to go as Ned Flanders (complete with authentic moustache and left-handedness)
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My friend's 30th birthday party is themed around animated characters, I'm very tempted to go as Ned Flanders (complete with authentic moustache and left-handedness)
February 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Watching people board the Gay Trans-Pennine Express train and wondering whether there's some prick who'd rather wait an hour for the next one because he isn't... You know, one of those....
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Watching people board the Gay Trans-Pennine Express train and wondering whether there's some prick who'd rather wait an hour for the next one because he isn't... You know, one of those....
I'm really enjoying painting simple lil things on my phone
Here's a man and his dog I tried to do
Here's a man and his dog I tried to do
February 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm really enjoying painting simple lil things on my phone
Here's a man and his dog I tried to do
Here's a man and his dog I tried to do
At one point I had a brilliant idea for a sci-fi story (to be submitted to a literary journal that no longer exists), this is how far I got before I gave up...
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
At one point I had a brilliant idea for a sci-fi story (to be submitted to a literary journal that no longer exists), this is how far I got before I gave up...
January 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Like to think James is giving Ricky Gervais a one star review
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Like to think James is giving Ricky Gervais a one star review
When asked for comment, Trump declared "War on Terror" and vowed to have troops on the ground within the week.
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When asked for comment, Trump declared "War on Terror" and vowed to have troops on the ground within the week.
The idea of parking fines is absurd, I mean you've offended someone so badly with your parking that they're asking for reparations?
December 30, 2024 at 2:05 PM
The idea of parking fines is absurd, I mean you've offended someone so badly with your parking that they're asking for reparations?
I keep getting recommended like... Taylor Swift fan account posts on insta, and the last one was her wearing two skirts.
Apparently she has new skirts!
So proud of you Taytay
Apparently she has new skirts!
So proud of you Taytay
December 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I keep getting recommended like... Taylor Swift fan account posts on insta, and the last one was her wearing two skirts.
Apparently she has new skirts!
So proud of you Taytay
Apparently she has new skirts!
So proud of you Taytay
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Are we calling Elon stans Cybercucks yet or...?
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Are we calling Elon stans Cybercucks yet or...?
Just seen a 60 year old guy drunkenly embrace his mates and say "You boys changed my life"
Truly a sign of Christmas
Truly a sign of Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Just seen a 60 year old guy drunkenly embrace his mates and say "You boys changed my life"
Truly a sign of Christmas
Truly a sign of Christmas
@the-dnb-farmer.bsky.social die hard is a Christmas movie
December 14, 2024 at 5:13 PM
@the-dnb-farmer.bsky.social die hard is a Christmas movie
I got so excited by this answer, fittingly unsatisfying
November 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I got so excited by this answer, fittingly unsatisfying
It's funny tesco are using gorillaz in their Xmas ads because I use that song as a reminder I need scones, melons, cauliflower and maybe a bottle of Hills and Harbour gin.
Scone, Melon, Cauli, Hill
#shopping
Scone, Melon, Cauli, Hill
#shopping
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
It's funny tesco are using gorillaz in their Xmas ads because I use that song as a reminder I need scones, melons, cauliflower and maybe a bottle of Hills and Harbour gin.
Scone, Melon, Cauli, Hill
#shopping
Scone, Melon, Cauli, Hill
#shopping
Just gave someone the correct directions to the bus station, so I now feel like a Proper Adult
Well, actually, I feel like I've given him the wrong directions even though I've literally just walked by the station 10 minutes ago
Maybe burning self doubt is part of Proper Adulthood...
Well, actually, I feel like I've given him the wrong directions even though I've literally just walked by the station 10 minutes ago
Maybe burning self doubt is part of Proper Adulthood...
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Just gave someone the correct directions to the bus station, so I now feel like a Proper Adult
Well, actually, I feel like I've given him the wrong directions even though I've literally just walked by the station 10 minutes ago
Maybe burning self doubt is part of Proper Adulthood...
Well, actually, I feel like I've given him the wrong directions even though I've literally just walked by the station 10 minutes ago
Maybe burning self doubt is part of Proper Adulthood...
To the man who decided to teach me the benefits of marijuana, I don't disagree that it shouldn't be heavily criminalised (if only to avoid ppl lecturing strangers about the benefits of marijuana).
Your opener needs work, asking me if you could phone your dealer off my phone... Was not the move.
Your opener needs work, asking me if you could phone your dealer off my phone... Was not the move.
November 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
To the man who decided to teach me the benefits of marijuana, I don't disagree that it shouldn't be heavily criminalised (if only to avoid ppl lecturing strangers about the benefits of marijuana).
Your opener needs work, asking me if you could phone your dealer off my phone... Was not the move.
Your opener needs work, asking me if you could phone your dealer off my phone... Was not the move.