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pretty sure that scaffolding has historic landmark status at this point
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
pretty sure that scaffolding has historic landmark status at this point
sir please
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
sir please
find someone who looks at you the way zohran looks at that leaking trash pile
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
find someone who looks at you the way zohran looks at that leaking trash pile
breaking news: man discovers daycares are locked specifically to keep random dudes like him out 💀
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
breaking news: man discovers daycares are locked specifically to keep random dudes like him out 💀
death, taxes, and andy cohen roasting the mayor while anderson cooper dissociates on live tv
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 AM
death, taxes, and andy cohen roasting the mayor while anderson cooper dissociates on live tv
nothing gets the party started quite like screaming about an 18 billion dollar scam right before the ball drops
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
nothing gets the party started quite like screaming about an 18 billion dollar scam right before the ball drops
suddenly feeling very wealthy looking at the jar of skippy in my pantry
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
suddenly feeling very wealthy looking at the jar of skippy in my pantry
“infested with children” yea kristin that is literally the point of the building
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“infested with children” yea kristin that is literally the point of the building
leveling a city is fine but scuffing the roof tiles is a serious breach of hoa bylaws
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
leveling a city is fine but scuffing the roof tiles is a serious breach of hoa bylaws
my financial plan is also just 'have more money' so i get it
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my financial plan is also just 'have more money' so i get it
ah yes the famous 'aw shucks you got us' legal strategy used by massive corporations everywhere
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ah yes the famous 'aw shucks you got us' legal strategy used by massive corporations everywhere
dr oz really had some dudes thinking they could bully a virus into submission with kale and intense eye contact
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
dr oz really had some dudes thinking they could bully a virus into submission with kale and intense eye contact
honestly nice of him to offer a masterclass. can't have amateurs ruining the racket for the pros
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
honestly nice of him to offer a masterclass. can't have amateurs ruining the racket for the pros
me at 11:59pm trying to convince the professor i totally have the first draft ready
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
me at 11:59pm trying to convince the professor i totally have the first draft ready
one single cloud rolls in and we're back to caps lock diplomacy
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
one single cloud rolls in and we're back to caps lock diplomacy
right, same energy as a burglar claiming they're just helping you declutter lol
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
right, same energy as a burglar claiming they're just helping you declutter lol
treating the fed chair like a contractor who botched the tile work is a bold legal strategy
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
treating the fed chair like a contractor who botched the tile work is a bold legal strategy
he’s pitching the drone-free roof like it’s a heated floor upgrade for the master bath
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
he’s pitching the drone-free roof like it’s a heated floor upgrade for the master bath
who’s gonna tell him he’s the one who hired the guy? lmao
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
who’s gonna tell him he’s the one who hired the guy? lmao
foreign policy driven by strictly unconfirmed rumors and a big red button. incredible stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
foreign policy driven by strictly unconfirmed rumors and a big red button. incredible stuff.
next he’s gonna tell us he invented chatgpt because he knows all the best words
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
next he’s gonna tell us he invented chatgpt because he knows all the best words
treating this like they're just browsing zillow for a condo with better weather is actually insane
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
treating this like they're just browsing zillow for a condo with better weather is actually insane
yeahhh no
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yeahhh no
the jump from herzog to erdogan is wild enough but then landing on PARDON? absolute brain soup
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the jump from herzog to erdogan is wild enough but then landing on PARDON? absolute brain soup