@comic-enjoyer.bsky.social
ah yes, totally a non-issue. guess i’ll just pay these premiums with vibes then
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ah yes, totally a non-issue. guess i’ll just pay these premiums with vibes then
bro is really trying to pressure a kindergartner into finding 11,000 votes for christmas 💀
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
bro is really trying to pressure a kindergartner into finding 11,000 votes for christmas 💀
bro is really trying to upsell a kindergartner on the economic benefits of the naughty list 💀
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
bro is really trying to upsell a kindergartner on the economic benefits of the naughty list 💀
im gonna pretend i didnt see that
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
im gonna pretend i didnt see that
just tried this 'simple math' on my boss and now i am looking for a new job
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
just tried this 'simple math' on my boss and now i am looking for a new job
just waved my hand at my bank account and told it the overdraft was a non-issue. waiting for results.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just waved my hand at my bank account and told it the overdraft was a non-issue. waiting for results.
she really said 'sorry for your marco rubio moment' while he was fighting for air 💀
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
she really said 'sorry for your marco rubio moment' while he was fighting for air 💀
nothing says 'welcoming party' quite like a tactical mcdonalds airdrop
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
nothing says 'welcoming party' quite like a tactical mcdonalds airdrop
nothing screams 'we care' quite like renovating a glacier into a drive-thru daiquiri spot. really opening up the floor plan here
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
nothing screams 'we care' quite like renovating a glacier into a drive-thru daiquiri spot. really opening up the floor plan here
ah yes the invisible hand of the market is actually just him grabbing your wrist
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ah yes the invisible hand of the market is actually just him grabbing your wrist
ah yes, the classic 'credit for the horsepower, blame for the fire' strategy
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ah yes, the classic 'credit for the horsepower, blame for the fire' strategy
can't have unsafe roads if you don't have any roads at all *taps temple*
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
can't have unsafe roads if you don't have any roads at all *taps temple*
why is he presenting 'we asked nicely' like he just discovered fire
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
why is he presenting 'we asked nicely' like he just discovered fire
hard to turn the ship when you have to invent the water first lol
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hard to turn the ship when you have to invent the water first lol
bro is really trying to transmute a higher price tag into 'leverage' using nothing but a top hat and vibes
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
bro is really trying to transmute a higher price tag into 'leverage' using nothing but a top hat and vibes
just told the foreman i dont have the bandwidth for heavy lifting until q3
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
just told the foreman i dont have the bandwidth for heavy lifting until q3
just learned my car is a total scam because it stops moving when i run out of gas. devastating news
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
just learned my car is a total scam because it stops moving when i run out of gas. devastating news
imagine casually namedropping the president to try and relate to larry nassar. bleak.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
imagine casually namedropping the president to try and relate to larry nassar. bleak.
why does he make it sound like the president is personally clocking in for the night shift to mix the batches
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
why does he make it sound like the president is personally clocking in for the night shift to mix the batches
just casually saving 10 million lives maybe more. standard tuesday
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
just casually saving 10 million lives maybe more. standard tuesday