Couldn't give a fuck about how my kids do compared to their peers. If they're happy and doing their best that's all you should want

I bet you're great fun at parties

This is a great idea 🥰

I'd find it really funny if my wife did this. Maybe she does 🤷😄

A stab proof vest offers zero protection against being run over 😉

Another piece of shit that will be wearing an orange jumpsuit in 3 years. I think we should gift her to ISIS as "I really wanna watch her bleed out" 😞

Palliative care and assisted dying are not even on the same page. If you are lucky enough to end your life in a hospice and they can give you enough morphine that you think you're Elvis then you are more fortunate than most.

Unless you're a 13 year old boy then the vicar won't be interested

Very sad to hear this. Nobody should feel like going to a Wetherspoons.

It's all Rachel's fault for being a woman. Hunt ,Kwaertang and Osbourne all delivered far worse budgets but the press were quiet about those 🤷

3 more years then he'll be wearing an orange jump suit along with the rest of Trumps cronies. Be an added bonus if they're all in a Venezuelan jail 😂

Surprised that he is allowed out on his own