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Kim Cardassian
@cometroid.bsky.social
· Nov 21
come to my window, crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon, wear that balaclava i gave you, do you remember the safe word
people at memorials for nazis will say anything. "charlie kirk wanted the best for his opponents." no he didn't. that isn't true.
September 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
people at memorials for nazis will say anything. "charlie kirk wanted the best for his opponents." no he didn't. that isn't true.
don't tell me the sky's the limit, there are 96 bags of poop on the moon
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
don't tell me the sky's the limit, there are 96 bags of poop on the moon
the property brothers are my favorite gay couple
June 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the property brothers are my favorite gay couple
shoulda just stuck to my lesbian jokes
May 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
shoulda just stuck to my lesbian jokes
men's dating profiles be like
im gen x. i drank from a hose. i rode a banana seat bike but it was a girls bike and everyone laughed at me. i was scared of ghosts. the neighbor's doberman would chase me home from school. i jerked off to catalogs so much my stepdad built a 2nd bathroom in the basement to hide my shame. im 5'2"
April 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
men's dating profiles be like
tell me honestly: has Trump pooped his pants in his first 100 days
April 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
tell me honestly: has Trump pooped his pants in his first 100 days
been listening to int'l players anthem on repeat in honor of pope francis ✝️ rip to a real one
April 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
been listening to int'l players anthem on repeat in honor of pope francis ✝️ rip to a real one
i've never played baseball or written a poem. i can't legally discuss the tax thing right now.
April 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i've never played baseball or written a poem. i can't legally discuss the tax thing right now.
i've actually never allowed a texas tech fan inside me, let alone two
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
i've actually never allowed a texas tech fan inside me, let alone two
i'm an LA two but a kinsey six
March 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i'm an LA two but a kinsey six
i still call it the master bedroom but for a completely different reason
March 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i still call it the master bedroom but for a completely different reason
seeking friends who are rich and gullible
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
seeking friends who are rich and gullible
Make Teenagers
Drink Again
Drink Again
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Make Teenagers
Drink Again
Drink Again
"all women are queens" nuh uh i've met some straight up serf ass hoes
March 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"all women are queens" nuh uh i've met some straight up serf ass hoes
if israel wants people to forget about the atrocities, they should just start exporting NBA players. i mean, it worked for serbia.
March 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
if israel wants people to forget about the atrocities, they should just start exporting NBA players. i mean, it worked for serbia.
Lisdexamfettuccine alfredo
March 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lisdexamfettuccine alfredo
why does the united states congress have a humiliation kink
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
why does the united states congress have a humiliation kink
once again: DON'T FUCKIN' QUIT! stay in your jobs and obstruct/subvert/delay this illegal shit!
I salute the federal workers who chose to quit Elon Musk's illegal DOGE operation rather than participate in the dismantling of vital government agencies.
They represent the best of our civil servants: dedicated, nonpartisan individuals committed to serving the American people.
They represent the best of our civil servants: dedicated, nonpartisan individuals committed to serving the American people.
DOGE workers quit, refuse to "dismantle public services" on Musk's orders
"We will not lend our expertise to carry out or legitimize DOGE's actions," they wrote in a letter.
www.axios.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
once again: DON'T FUCKIN' QUIT! stay in your jobs and obstruct/subvert/delay this illegal shit!
hey mr. mark @mcuban.bsky.social, it's me again, i was wondering what you think about you getting a tax cut at the expense of poor people dying
February 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
hey mr. mark @mcuban.bsky.social, it's me again, i was wondering what you think about you getting a tax cut at the expense of poor people dying
tell you one thing, ketamine and old age need to get their shit together and start killing the right people
February 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
tell you one thing, ketamine and old age need to get their shit together and start killing the right people
look guys i don't actually know who the sword lady is i just think her sword is cool and that blue is a lovely color on her
February 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
look guys i don't actually know who the sword lady is i just think her sword is cool and that blue is a lovely color on her
[guy who gets blade and blade runner confused]
the one with wesley snipes where he's hunting the replicants
the one with wesley snipes where he's hunting the replicants
February 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[guy who gets blade and blade runner confused]
the one with wesley snipes where he's hunting the replicants
the one with wesley snipes where he's hunting the replicants
sorry but this shit is so silly! "giant tsunami" dude wtf are you talking about?? these guys are little weak ass fascist suckholes! they can be physically fucking stopped by just standing in front of them and refusing to move! kick them in the dicks if you have to!
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
sorry but this shit is so silly! "giant tsunami" dude wtf are you talking about?? these guys are little weak ass fascist suckholes! they can be physically fucking stopped by just standing in front of them and refusing to move! kick them in the dicks if you have to!
didn't sleep at all last night too busy working about shit i cannot change and deciding which english-speaking country has the best tacos for when i need to seek political asylum
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
didn't sleep at all last night too busy working about shit i cannot change and deciding which english-speaking country has the best tacos for when i need to seek political asylum
all these planes crashing none of the right people on them smdh
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
all these planes crashing none of the right people on them smdh