What I'd give for a sewer socialist mayor who reminds me of Columbo.

personally i wish more bad things were my fault because that would require me to have the power and agency to influence them.

i agree, normally i'd be struggling a lot by now. putting the light on a timer works really well, though - presumably you could do it on purpose?

Related: did not realize larry summers had irl shooters, even if i wasn’t disappointed by the persistence of misogyny I’d think much much less of the guy I’m mad at for that alone

I like men! I want to like men! But men need to stop it imo

the horse farm i used to work at hired a horse chiropractor, which seems like a pretty sweet scam until you get hooved

It’s weird, right? Anytime you find yourself enjoying a new place or cool thing in the back of your mind, you just *know* they’re going to kill it in like ten years.

gone fishin'