Zay King
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Lightning struck the building next to us. The dogs keep me aware
May 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lightning struck the building next to us. The dogs keep me aware
I need to watch some Daria
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I need to watch some Daria
I need a concert to go to next year.
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need a concert to go to next year.
Finally watched Captain America Brave New World. Solid 7.5
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Finally watched Captain America Brave New World. Solid 7.5
I hating quitting but sometimes you gotta do it for your health
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I hating quitting but sometimes you gotta do it for your health
You ever have someone lie to you but fucked yo the timing of there lie now they just stuck looking at you for 20 minutes 😑
March 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You ever have someone lie to you but fucked yo the timing of there lie now they just stuck looking at you for 20 minutes 😑
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Go watch Midsommar. You’re welcome
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Go watch Midsommar. You’re welcome
Let the levy break 🎙️
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Let the levy break 🎙️
I was called deaf cuz I’m loud no I just don’t want to repeat myself. I speak loud and clear at all times.
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was called deaf cuz I’m loud no I just don’t want to repeat myself. I speak loud and clear at all times.
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The truth is..
If we order smooth coochie & the chef sends out a coochie garnished in hair, then that’s what it’s gone be.
Not liked or disliked…it’s just there.
If we order smooth coochie & the chef sends out a coochie garnished in hair, then that’s what it’s gone be.
Not liked or disliked…it’s just there.
January 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The truth is..
If we order smooth coochie & the chef sends out a coochie garnished in hair, then that’s what it’s gone be.
Not liked or disliked…it’s just there.
If we order smooth coochie & the chef sends out a coochie garnished in hair, then that’s what it’s gone be.
Not liked or disliked…it’s just there.
90’s fashioned wasn’t the best but the aesthetic was 🔥
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
90’s fashioned wasn’t the best but the aesthetic was 🔥
Im tryna use this app more so I’m telling y’all my random thoughts
January 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Im tryna use this app more so I’m telling y’all my random thoughts
I need to relearn how to be around ppl who talk and can’t listen. I’m to use to walking away or disassociating
January 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I need to relearn how to be around ppl who talk and can’t listen. I’m to use to walking away or disassociating
A literal medical professional can agree with you but if her mom don’t agree then science be damned 😐🫠
January 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A literal medical professional can agree with you but if her mom don’t agree then science be damned 😐🫠
You ever met your girl mom and realized the not listening is genetic in her family.
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You ever met your girl mom and realized the not listening is genetic in her family.
Why would I eat your cooking if you don’t look happy when you taste it?
January 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why would I eat your cooking if you don’t look happy when you taste it?
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No Christmas music this year just Mixtape Wiz Khalifa
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
No Christmas music this year just Mixtape Wiz Khalifa
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Anyone that still goes back over to X is also still sleeping with their ex 😌
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
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December 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Anyone that still goes back over to X is also still sleeping with their ex 😌
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin