@combathoney.bsky.social
Hyper-specific opinions about computer games.
Here to complain, not to engage.
Here to complain, not to engage.
Tenants? I don't remember there being a subplot about the Ghorman rental economy.
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tenants? I don't remember there being a subplot about the Ghorman rental economy.
Splatoon player accidentally sums up the entirety of 'Black Mirror'.
June 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Splatoon player accidentally sums up the entirety of 'Black Mirror'.
As an increasingly bitter old man I should really remember to log in to Splatoon 3 every so often to remind myself that actually, the kids are alright.
June 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
As an increasingly bitter old man I should really remember to log in to Splatoon 3 every so often to remind myself that actually, the kids are alright.
Okay, they're on my Xbox now. Seriously, how the fuck is this shit allowed?!
June 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Okay, they're on my Xbox now. Seriously, how the fuck is this shit allowed?!
The heartwarming story of how a soldier loved a dog so much that he took him to a war zone rather than leaving him in relative safety...
June 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The heartwarming story of how a soldier loved a dog so much that he took him to a war zone rather than leaving him in relative safety...
Heartwarming to see crypto salesman Matt Damon trying to help his sex pest best friend's flagging career by starring alongside him in this!
May 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Heartwarming to see crypto salesman Matt Damon trying to help his sex pest best friend's flagging career by starring alongside him in this!
What the fuck is this advert.
"This game looks so cool! There are two (perhaps more?) guns and one of them does *31* damage!"
"This game looks so cool! There are two (perhaps more?) guns and one of them does *31* damage!"
May 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
What the fuck is this advert.
"This game looks so cool! There are two (perhaps more?) guns and one of them does *31* damage!"
"This game looks so cool! There are two (perhaps more?) guns and one of them does *31* damage!"
It's 2025. Games are the highest grossing entertainment media on the planet.
Advertisers still think gamers look like this when they're playing:
Advertisers still think gamers look like this when they're playing:
May 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's 2025. Games are the highest grossing entertainment media on the planet.
Advertisers still think gamers look like this when they're playing:
Advertisers still think gamers look like this when they're playing:
I was looking forward to Clair Obscur but am now going to not play it out of spite because of these 'don't play Oblivion!' clowns.
April 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I was looking forward to Clair Obscur but am now going to not play it out of spite because of these 'don't play Oblivion!' clowns.
It's crazy to me that even intelligent people don't seem to grasp the difference between a game like Oblivion and a game like Clair Obscur.
The term 'RPG' basically means nothing at this point, and within that ever-widening spectrum those two games are about as far apart as you can get.
The term 'RPG' basically means nothing at this point, and within that ever-widening spectrum those two games are about as far apart as you can get.
April 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's crazy to me that even intelligent people don't seem to grasp the difference between a game like Oblivion and a game like Clair Obscur.
The term 'RPG' basically means nothing at this point, and within that ever-widening spectrum those two games are about as far apart as you can get.
The term 'RPG' basically means nothing at this point, and within that ever-widening spectrum those two games are about as far apart as you can get.
Ads in general are a soul-sucking detriment to humanity but there's nothing worse than ads that pretend to be anything other than ads.
April 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ads in general are a soul-sucking detriment to humanity but there's nothing worse than ads that pretend to be anything other than ads.