SEIZUREMACHINE
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I am tired and feel old and
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!
CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!
CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
I love garlic. I put that shit in everything. But anyone! Man or woman who would drink that would eat the arse out of a low flying duck.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love garlic. I put that shit in everything. But anyone! Man or woman who would drink that would eat the arse out of a low flying duck.
Jesus. That's flavored water. I put that in my water bottle when I go for a run.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Jesus. That's flavored water. I put that in my water bottle when I go for a run.
It's true. You know what they like as well? Bread Maker. Just joking. Don't make that same mistake I did. Lol.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's true. You know what they like as well? Bread Maker. Just joking. Don't make that same mistake I did. Lol.
I remember coming to your house. We must have listened to that song 50 friggin times.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I remember coming to your house. We must have listened to that song 50 friggin times.
Yess. It's fucking terrible. Stuff like that still goes on. Look at the way Beagles are treated here still. People here rescue then a lot!!! My wife and have rescued 2.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yess. It's fucking terrible. Stuff like that still goes on. Look at the way Beagles are treated here still. People here rescue then a lot!!! My wife and have rescued 2.
Oh and not saying it was right, but putting down our own animals was common place. One time when I was really young I watched my uncle drown a sack of kittens. That was a bit fucked up.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh and not saying it was right, but putting down our own animals was common place. One time when I was really young I watched my uncle drown a sack of kittens. That was a bit fucked up.
My son did this.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My son did this.
When i was 8 years old was the first time I learned and witnessed how to slaughter pigs and cows by my grandfather. Beheaded my first chicken when I was 9 or 10. I think that may have fucked me up a bit.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When i was 8 years old was the first time I learned and witnessed how to slaughter pigs and cows by my grandfather. Beheaded my first chicken when I was 9 or 10. I think that may have fucked me up a bit.
My son did this the other night. He is really good at stuff like that.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My son did this the other night. He is really good at stuff like that.
So, no animated at all? I'm high as fuck. Doing it because brain not working properly.
the logo for the heavy metal 1981 movie is glowing in the dark
ALT: the logo for the heavy metal 1981 movie is glowing in the dark
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December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So, no animated at all? I'm high as fuck. Doing it because brain not working properly.