SEIZUREMACHINE
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I am tired and feel old and
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!
CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!
CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
I love garlic. I put that shit in everything. But anyone! Man or woman who would drink that would eat the arse out of a low flying duck.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love garlic. I put that shit in everything. But anyone! Man or woman who would drink that would eat the arse out of a low flying duck.
It's true. You know what they like as well? Bread Maker. Just joking. Don't make that same mistake I did. Lol.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's true. You know what they like as well? Bread Maker. Just joking. Don't make that same mistake I did. Lol.
So our NLgov decided to sell all the stock piled Kentucky Bourbon and other American liquor. And all the proceeds are going to charity. So I bought a bottle since it will be my last.
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So our NLgov decided to sell all the stock piled Kentucky Bourbon and other American liquor. And all the proceeds are going to charity. So I bought a bottle since it will be my last.
Had to get myself another one of these. Cheers!
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Had to get myself another one of these. Cheers!
Fermenting limes! Don't know why. I just wanted to ferment something.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Fermenting limes! Don't know why. I just wanted to ferment something.
Gingerbread house complete.
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gingerbread house complete.
Good morning or afternoon you fucking animals.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good morning or afternoon you fucking animals.
Haulin in their nets.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Haulin in their nets.
Foraging in the woods today.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Foraging in the woods today.
This looks glorious. Cheers cunts. I mean that in the most loving way possible.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This looks glorious. Cheers cunts. I mean that in the most loving way possible.
Going to enjoy this beauty in a little while.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Going to enjoy this beauty in a little while.
Beautiful morning so far. Puppies having a time.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Beautiful morning so far. Puppies having a time.
Best thrash album so far this year for me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Best thrash album so far this year for me.
Well, well. Imagine that!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well, well. Imagine that!!
I call it the Trump Family Reunion
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I call it the Trump Family Reunion
9 jars of Candied jalapeños.
3 jars of the leftover syrup. Spread it lightly on bacon and also chicken and pork. Delishous!!!!!
3 jars of the leftover syrup. Spread it lightly on bacon and also chicken and pork. Delishous!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
9 jars of Candied jalapeños.
3 jars of the leftover syrup. Spread it lightly on bacon and also chicken and pork. Delishous!!!!!
3 jars of the leftover syrup. Spread it lightly on bacon and also chicken and pork. Delishous!!!!!
Now that's a zucchini. Largest one I have ever grown.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Now that's a zucchini. Largest one I have ever grown.
Now this is lovely. I have to find more of these.
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Now this is lovely. I have to find more of these.
Project ferro rod is a great success.
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Project ferro rod is a great success.